WolfOfTechSales
You aren't really in tech sales unless you own...
You aren't really in SaaS sales unless you own...
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Airpods
pros or u ain't a true one for sure
Not true. I don't enjoy the feeling of the tightened seal for comfort reasons. Jabra has the elite sound quality.
Yes
Hahah I vote AirPods as well
Airpods that don't work in Zoom meetings, but work for everything else
I'm considering changing my resume to a PDF of me walking my bike out of an office while drinking a topo chico, while wearing an untuck-it shirt. Then toss some quota attainment numbers under it.
^ gets it
If i really want to knock their socks off, I'll be wearing allbirds
Untuck-it FTW. Truly a game changer for us average and shorter guys.
Apple watch, computer backpack, scooter or one wheel, company branded Yeti mug (just looking around my room at this point)
oooo the yeti comment is a good one
Adderall
Unbridled anxiety and strong avoidance skills. Oh, too negative?
LMAO
A stupid sales book recommended during hiring for each job you have worked in sales. Also, you haven’t read any of them.
I own literally none of the things on this list and have sold SaaS for over 5 years of my career.
Fancy socks and shortened dress pants
Lululemon ABC pants all day
YES.
nahh Commission pants ftw
> 1 monitor
damn i dont own a single one of these things
Patagonia/North Face something.
Sidenote: Patagonia just announced they won't be doing company monogramed logos for any of their apparel anymore. <single tear>
Sidenote: Patagonia just announced they won't be doing company monogramed logos for any of their apparel anymore. <single tear>
*many tears
Right? They said it was in an effort to reduce waste: People leaving the company where they got the swag and throwing it away. (???) I don't understand that. I still wear that stuff from old companies cuz it's still nice stuff!
Also how else do people know I was a part of "sorta like the Uber of _____(insert anything) " if I don't have some cool swag with the logo.
Plant babies...
a really good therapist
doge
None of the above
Self-'Medication'
Patagucci vest (one Better Sweater and one Nanopuff)
Allbirds (two pairs, one for inside, one for outside)
AirPod Pros
Warby Parker blue light filtering glasses (even if you don't need glasses)
Apple Watch (for easy OKTA approval clicking)
7 different types of Yeti mugs (thanks @BigMeech for the reminder)
Allbirds (two pairs, one for inside, one for outside)
AirPod Pros
Warby Parker blue light filtering glasses (even if you don't need glasses)
Apple Watch (for easy OKTA approval clicking)
7 different types of Yeti mugs (thanks @BigMeech for the reminder)
A Bravado War Room account
Macbook!
La croix for me!!!!!
Funky dress socks easy
airpods and adderall for sure
Wholly crap, get out of my house.
Zyn pouches - all day
AirPods and Persol shades. Out on my porch
Bose QC 35's or get out of here
None of the above, because I only get paid enough to cry myself to sleep each night.
I only wear heavy metal band shirts when I sell
I have none of the above...ahhh
But a MacBook is what I would add to the list...often times decorated in stickers.
But a MacBook is what I would add to the list...often times decorated in stickers.
Airpods
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