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Cooper

Account Exec

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Contributor
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Your Sales Career is Over! Money in the bank. Where you going?!

The phone is put down for the last time.

The zoom app is deleted.

The money's in the bank.

One last negotiation.

Where do you go....




Where?

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
10
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On your list Iโ€™m choosing Italian Coast because I could live on seafood and wine for the rest of my life. In reality, Iโ€™m buying a 100 acre plot in Vermont and building my dream house, a private ski resort, and a mountain biking trail system. Iโ€™ll never have to leave!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
And crusty bread. Oh the bread ๐Ÿคฉ
Sgt_Trollingham
Valued Contributor
1
Business Development Director
This sounds like a dream!ย 
ZebraStripe
Opinionated
0
Sr Sales Director
Ski lifer here too
CaneWolf
Politicker
5
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
To sleep. Then the mountains with a bunch of rescue dogs.
sales4lyf
Politicker
4
Business Development Manager
All the way to Hawaii to drink a cocktail out of a coconut and wear a hula skirt forgetting everything about my past life thank you
Cooper
Good Citizen
1
Account Exec
Plot twist, Hawaii becomes the new centre of sales globally and all people want to do is ask you about sales everyday because you're the vet.....you still staying?ย 

sales4lyf
Politicker
5
Business Development Manager
Hell no, I did not sign up for this, I'm not Cher coming out of retirement for a show, it's my time nowย 
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Hahahaha
Nairobi
Politicker
2
AE
BALI
Cooper
Good Citizen
2
Account Exec
Bali is a shout! $1000 a month will have you living like royalty out there!ย 
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
2
The Metal Rooster
Bali is not on the list. With all the other coastlines listed, that is a miss.ย 

Hawaii great fallback tho
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Yeah Bali defo could of made the list! How many options is too many though?ย 
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
0
The Metal Rooster
7 is a full menu : )
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
African safari followed by the worlds greatest golf trip.ย 
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Massai Mara, Serengeti, Kruger, Okavango Delta? I like this one a lot!ย 

(minus the golf......boooorrriinnnnnnggg hahaha)ย 
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
I love that golf is boring. It mellows out my constantly racing mind.ย 
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
that... is a solid objection handle completely reframed it to something super chilled and thought provoking lolย 

Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
See my friend sales isnโ€™t about fighting someone it is all about positioning and the path of least resistance.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
I accidentally voted south of France. That would be nice but I would pick the Italian Coast. Beautiful scenery, the best food, weather, wine, tall dark and handsome Italian guys? Sign me up.ย 
Sgt_Trollingham
Valued Contributor
2
Business Development Director
You nailed it on the head... except one problem... Italian men are notoriously short ;)ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
๐Ÿ‘‘
Define "short." I'm not a tall girl, so I don't need to date someone 6'4.
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Who says all sales people are motivated by money ay!ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
Oh I am...money to buy a life in an Italian villa like Ari Gold lol.
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Like itโ€ฆ gotta have goals! Personal motivation is always key to a strong work ethic. Work with purpose!ย 
Sgt_Trollingham
Valued Contributor
1
Business Development Director
Wait... what motivates you?
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
My motivations change often, I find something i want or want to do, get there and then aim for something new.ย 

i'm not good at just having a long term goal I like to tick boxes and see progression often. Short attention span hahaย 
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Take my Italian ass and go buy the property Iโ€™ve always wanted
MrPotter
Valued Contributor
1
Trainer
If im retiring, I retire to die fat of eating pasta and pizza in the italian coast. No regrets.
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Italian food, food for the soul....and the belly XD
Lambda
Tycoon
0
Sales Consultant
Hawaii is something i would like to get to!
Cooper
Good Citizen
0
Account Exec
Hawaii is one of those places that everyone wants to visit at least once, not yet been there myself either.ย 

nomdeguerre
Executive
0
Account executive
Ghana, West Africa... later bitches :-)
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
The Golf Course
BdubSE
Opinionated
0
Global Manager - Sales Enablement
Ecuador to live in the jungle!!
jibjabba
Contributor
0
Account Manager
Small coastal town of Minori Italy.ย 
FlowerPower
Opinionated
0
Trainer
I would go to some scottish highlands! My dream in life is retire there
NoSuperhero
Politicker
0
BDR LEAD
Would rather go to the nordic countries and live a viking life making screen prints of some metal shit :D That would be awesome.
duckduckgos
Opinionated
0
Business Development
Costa Rica!
The_raging_racoon
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
Canary Islands, Spain! All year round great weather and you can do a lot of nice activities
SADNES5
Politicker
0
down voters are marketing spies
Je parle Francais,ย choix facile.ย 

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