Coolest Job Title in Sales?

I get to chose my own job title and I NEED YOUR HELP!!!


I was looking for something unique, professional, non salesy (my audience is technical and they don't like to be sold to), and - if it's not too much to ask - also fun ๐Ÿ˜‰


I'm technically a sales manager (small team of 6 reps) in theory but I also a jack-of-all-trades because I manage 3 solution engineers, do technical demos for big enterprise clients myself, and perform a lot of sales and marketing ops. Any ideas? ๐Ÿ’ก



If you could chose a cool job title what would it be? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Avon
Politicker
17
Senior Account Executive
Sales Development Representative ๐Ÿ˜Ž
paddy
WR Officer
8
Director of Business Development
Chief Meat Cleaver Officer
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
You stole mine! well played sir.ย 
Incognito
WR Officer
6
Master of Disaster
I literally use mine on all webinars - Master of Disasterย 

thereโ€™s also a ton of content if you just Google it.ย 
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
1
Account Executive
making that my new title on linkedin
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
Solution Nipple Rubbing Customer Relations Executive (SNRCRE for short)
SADNES5
Politicker
6
down voters are marketing spies
Minister of inside sales team. (MOIST)
signandrecline
Catalyst
1
Enterprise Sales
I like this.
IYNFYL
Politicker
5
Enterprise SaaS AE
Director of Sales as so many companies now label their managers as this and could give you more visibility at your next company
saaskicker
Celebrated Contributor
0
Enterprise AE
This ^
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
4
sales
Assistant Junior Outside Appointment Setter II
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
Head of Schmoozing (VP of BD)
CCP
Opinionated
1
VP, Business Development
I approve of this message.ย 
JECU
Opinionated
2
Account Manager / Co-Founder
Assistant TO The VP of Sales
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Mr. Manager
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
I'm Mr. Manager!
signandrecline
Catalyst
0
Enterprise Sales
Look at me. I'm the manager now.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
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Giver of Solutions
BillyHoyle
Tycoon
1
Senior Account Executive
The Dancing Destroyer
The King of Sting
The Count of Monte Fisto
The Prince of Punch
The Master of Disaster
The One and Only
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Minister of Magic
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
At an old company, one guy managed to do very well for himself as Chief Revenue Officer
Executioner
Politicker
0
Business Dev.
Write all the names on here on slips of paper, draw from a hat.ย 

No on a serious note, given your audience, call yourself something like "solution design lead" or whatever suits your audience
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
0
VP of Sales
Chief Revenue Officer
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
Thatโ€™s indeed a killer title. Don t know if people like it outside of sales though
Incognito
WR Officer
0
Master of Disaster
spin it so you're making THE CLIENT revenue
saaskicker
Celebrated Contributor
0
Enterprise AE
If you want something vague and start up-ish, just "Growth Manager"ย 
SaaSKicker1000
Politicker
0
AE II
Chief Revenue Executive And Managerย 
justatopproducer
Politicker
0
VP OF SALES -US
I interviewed with a company that was recently purchased by microsoft and it was with the fun director or director of people and fun or something. I later thought how good I would be in that role lol
brandonjmiller
Valued Contributor
0
Director, Business Development
titles are such a joke...ย  but i saw one recently that i liked - Chief New Business Officer
dworkdaddy31
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Assistant to the regional manager
ChunkyButters
Tycoon
0
AE
Chief Revenue Officer or VP, Go To Market Strategy
shootingstar
Opinionated
0
Sales development representative
Solution specialist director
Tuntunu
Fire Starter
0
Revenue
Chief Problem Solving Officer ๐Ÿ˜ƒ or Chief Revenue Officer
KingofGIF
Politicker
0
AE
I was in your position before. We considered Software Consultant but decided Hiring Consultant (plus add sales engineer somewhere in your Li). Truth is, it created confusion and we switched to AE again. On a positive note, you have more inbound opportunities coming your way with a traditional job title than an obscure company-specific title.
Money
Executive
0
Head of Sales
Grunt
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
0
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
CEO of GSD (Getting Shit Done)ย 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
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