Craziest closing line that actually worked?

What’s the craziest line you’ve used to close a deal that actually worked?

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Blackwargreymon
Politicker
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MDR
That was my hail mary when a customer CEO told me to fuck off and stop contacting him...he hired someone to internally to close the deal.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
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ISR
I know I've been a nuisance, following up daily or weekly on you.
SalesPharaoh
Big Shot
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Senior Account Executive
I know I've been a nuisance, following up daily or weekly on you. We both are busy people but imagine if you have me on your side? I'm doing all this and you are not my customer yet, imagine if you are my customer what will happen to anyone that bothers you or if anything is beong held up for any reason? Imagine all that energy focused somewhere else other than me following up on closing?

That was my hail mary when a customer CEO told me to fuck off and stop contacting him...he hired someone to internally to close the deal.
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
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ISR
I know I've been a nuisance, following up daily or weekly on you. We both are busy people but imagine if you have me on your side? I'm doing all this and you are not my customer yet, imagine if you are my customer what will happen to anyone that bothers you or if anything is beong held up for any reason? Imagine all that energy focused somewhere else other than me following up on closing?
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Cringiest thing you've ever heard on a sales call?

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Whats the cheesiest sales gimmick you’ve ever tried that worked!?

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It's the end of the sales cycle (Oct 31) and a prospect is *this* close – do you EVER mention that as a way to urge the sale along?

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