Did anybody else get have a horrible boating incident right before tax day?!

This past weekend I was lucky enough to get invited on a boat ride with a friend because he said he had all these questions about bitcoin and wanted my advice. I begrudgingly agreed to bring my hardware wallet so I could show him what proper cold storage looks like. Low and behold when we got out of the Charles River and into the Atlantic ocean a dolphin flew out of the water screeching at the tops of its lungs and ripped my hardware wallet straight out of my hand. My friend was shocked to see a dolphin that eager for bitcoin but I guess some people will just never understand the importance of sound money. Anyways, it was a real shame to lose all my bitcorn. I've been trying to remain positive and remind myself that lost bitcoin is a small donation to the rest of the network. It's just tough to think about my loss and the fact Federal Government won't be able to receive capital gains tax revenue from me since I can't cash out for amazing fiat coupons no matter how much the spot price increases. Fs in the chat for those who also lost their 🌽 recently. Probably for the best. Bitcoin seems like a ponzi anyway. I'd much rather let 12 unelected officials decide the cost of money. Then again maybe I can hedge this bet by buying a little more bitcoin and if I'm wrong about the Federal Reserve being the best system for money at least I can help them out with my capital gains. Just got to remember to back up my seed phrases in the future and not let any more "boating accidents" happen🥲😂