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Grossest / weirdest experience on a airplane?

I just got off a plane going for a long weekend! Off to Naples for some R&R. I was on the aisle and there was an open seat next to me. Dude in the window seat whips out some nail clippers and starts cutting his toenails. I thought I was on a prank show. I was thinking WTF is this guy thinking. I would never cut my finger or toenails in public. And I can't even get a fucking drink. I guess I need to upgrade to FC next time. What is the weirdest or grossest thing you've seen on a plane?

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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I'd grab those clippers, take out the little blade thingy, and get a clean shot on his jugular. The only place to clip your nails is the privacy of your bathroom at home.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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People are already gross and annoying at their best but planes bring out the worst in these animals...

The one I can't stand are people who don't bathe, and then think it's ok to seat themselves within two inches of several strangers for hours in an airplane cabin. If you can afford a plane ticket you can afford a bar of soap and some deodorant. Take a fucking bath. Or better yet, a shower. 

Oh and leave your stank ass tuna fish sandwich and pungent curry on solid ground, nobody wants to smell that in an airplane.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Oh god not the stank ass sandwiches. 

Also people who bring like nasty ass fast food onboard. 

Sir, this is not a Wendy's. 
DataSlangah
Politicker
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SAE
Tunafish on a plane?  I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Wellss
Tycoon
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Channel sales
Tunafish is a bad one, but also any food with a strong aroma is a no go in my opinion. One time the guy next to me brought his fried chicken & while I do love good chicken, I don't love smelling it next to me for a two hour flight 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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Was trimming my toenails on a plane once and some wierdo named @DataSlangah started eating them. disgusting. this is why i never fly commercial.

i dont fly too often but just anytime someone takes their feet out im like wtf. gross. i generally sleep. put on my music. get some drinks and stare out the window at beautiful views like this.
Fenderbaum
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Retired Choirboy🪕
Touche.
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I've had the toenail clipper thing happen before. It's appalling.
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
Had someone have a stage 5 emergency poop on a plane that was a flight from Missouri to California...we were only just barely getting to Kansas when the emergency occurred.  So we all got to sit in his poop particles for the next 3ish hours...thankfully it was during the pandemic so we were all masked but still didn't make it any better. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Oh lord, this is nightmare fuel. 
DataSlangah
Politicker
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SAE
That is gross.
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
yes it was, wouldn't put that on my competitor. 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
Sounds like you were flying Spirit Airlines
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Are they named that because the experience is so bad that your spirit leaves your body while you're on their planes?
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
I think they are trying to embody the spirit of every salty TSA agent in the US to curate a one of a kind flying environment. 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Very normal. 

check this page out to watch some fun. 
https://www.instagram.com/passengershaming/
DataSlangah
Politicker
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SAE
Just went down a wormhole for 45 minutes - guess I better make some calls!
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
It’s a jungle out there. 
ottersnacks
3
Senior Sales Executive
I got dumped 2 hours into a 4 hour flight. Coming home for a vacation I paid for.
DataSlangah
Politicker
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SAE
That sucks!
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
0
VP of Sales
That’s bruuuutal
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Disgusting. 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Spirit airlines is the worst I’ve experienced. Felt like being stuck in purgatory. Saw people just throwing their trash and food one the aisle floor when they were done. FUCKING ANIMALS!
MediocreSalesGuy
Valued Contributor
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AE (Account Executive)
Not out of the normal, but I can’t stand when people stick their feet in the gap of the seat. Go to put my head on the window and BAM smelly toe jam in my face
Diablo
Politicker
1
Sr. AE
Had a 2 hr flight that became 5 hrs due to airport congestion. There was big queue to piss + no food on that f*** plane. Was a nightmare.
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
My worst story is someone puking and getting some splash on my shoes
harebrained
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Guy next to me told me I smelled good and that he hadnt smelled a girl in a long time bc he was just leaving basic training. Think, don't speak these things bro...

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