How to deal with narcissistic colleague

How to deal with an ego driven team lead, who wants to control, doesn't communicate and then blame me for lack of clarity in my communication with her

Any sugestion (including criminal ) are welcomed. I am out of ideas.

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Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
I've always enjoyed taking their emails and putting them on very NSFW site lists.
Maximas
Tycoon
3
Senior Sales Executive
Damn that's great,I didn't even know that there were such lists before!
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Yeah I know it's possible b/c an angry prospect did it to me during my BDR days LOL and I had to explain to IT why the filter was catching so much crazy shit. Good thing the prospect let me know his plans in writing like a new-age bond villain. Was effective and added it immediately to the arsenal, minus the telegraphing the deed.

Stay Filthy Friends!
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
This is evil 😈 I wish I could pull it. The extent of my wickedness is to complain here.
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Cmon think harder! think pure pettiness!
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Have you tried the old Clear Eyes in the Coffee trick yet? That ought to keep her out of your hair for 24-48 hours while you crush deals in solitude.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
I support this only when followed by banana in tail pipe (not figuratively, the actual car)
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Great idea 💡
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Oh, so it's bananas for you, not potatoes? Spuds up the tailpipe...chef's kiss.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
I’m appalled.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Shocked, I tell you, shocked.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
🍌
Fenderbaum
Politicker
3
Retired Choirboy🪕
Beat me to it!
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Too subtle, no? 👏❤️
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
1) Arsenic
2) Oil her desk with babyoil
3) Over communication to the point of writing near novels
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
#3 is where ChatGPT can be a real friend.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
Give me a 1000 word response to the prompt “How was your weekend?”
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
Genius
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
I tried this chatGPT for every note (even Slack)it worked like magic - no more snarky responses. What a fantastic idea !!!!!! Thanks so much, @Sunbunny31
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
For the win!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Fantastic!!!!
punishedlad
Tycoon
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Business Development Team Lead
Overcommunicating is a hilarious way to get a nosy manager out of your hair.
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
Cany wait to implement this. Such a fantastic idea by @poweredbycaffeine
Will report back here
salesblazer7
Fire Starter
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Senior Account Executive
It will all start with your ability to emotionally dissociate from their immature temperament. If you can maintain objectivity over whatever the situation is, support your solution minded intention with documented evidence of the contrary, you'll be able to leapfrog that colleague and have top down realignment. This of course assumes you have decent rapport with folks higher up on the food chain
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
Do I have to be the mature one? Jk
This is a helpful reminder. Thank you
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Come here to fantasize about potential actions, but take the mature approach back to your workplace. ;)
punishedlad
Tycoon
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Business Development Team Lead
How dare you give a measured and reasonable response.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy🪕
Oh the humanity! Too mature for my tastes. 😏
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
You didn't accept the meeting invite that I forget to send... you pee-on! Nope, unfamiliar with this.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
“Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you”
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Evil
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
You didn’t specify that it had to be nice. Just how to deal with it
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
Postal
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
Explain?
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
Going
1
Head of Growth
A cat facts text subscription is always good.
FoodForSales
Politicker
1
AE
Befriend her boss.
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
That was the first thong i tried . She is blocking every attempt. So frustrating.
WheelofCheese
Opinionated
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Sales Executive
Start inviting her to family events 😂
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