Late '23 Sales Haikus

2016 BDR Wars

Leads hit the dashboard

Here comes the Snr. VP

Quickly Grab your Phone

BDR BlackTop

Scrapping for a promotion

The Funnest of Times

Mannys are fighting

Too Many Politics here

Fire Both of them Now

Up With Current Times

Oh you love it here

Your Smile Seems like gaslighting

What's the OTE?

Where is the pipeline?

10% of reps hit plan

This is need to have.

Overhiring blues

Pivot the product again

We'll not IPO

Working my network

Luckily it is solid

Play the game, they are

Glory to the Closer

And the SE demoing

Cash that commission