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funcoupons
WR Officer
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- Listen to SDRs/BDRs opinions on how to close deals
- Fuck a guy that works in Marketing
- Watch Gong promo videosย 
- Eat nothing but blue cheese and olives
- Never get to watch u shower ever again
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
don't joke around like that. especially the shower part
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
sorry bb <3
goose
Politicker
5
Sales Executive
I enjoy blue cheese
MCP
Valued Contributor
0
Sales Director
5 minutes for marketing? Generous. You know they never hit any deadlines. Or spots.
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
Blue cheese and olives, interesting, as a lover of blue cheese I like it and as a hater of olives I hate it but maybe, just maybe you may have sold me. Iโ€™ll report back.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
0
VP of Sales
I love both blue cheese and olives, but not together.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
9
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-Eat bbq anywhere other than the deep south.
-Listen to Vegans tell me I'm a pig murderer.
-Join a MLM with the huns.
funcoupons
WR Officer
9
๐Ÿ‘‘
hey hun have u ever thought of being ur own boss???
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
0
Account Executive
BOSS BABE
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
8
โ˜•๏ธ
1) Take my 4th Gong Demo
2) Braid Dan Price's hair
3) Eat a peach. I'm allergic...like I will die allergic.
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
What if you had to braid Dan's hair with your teeth?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
โ˜•๏ธ
I'd still....yeah I'd still do it.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Ooft, but it could really get stuck in there.ย 
TheOverTaker
Politicker
6
Senior Account Executive
Kill my family so i can feel motivation (per Gary's advice)
#deathbygary
#orphanedbygary
Hotlead
Politicker
1
Producer
lol @ #orphanedbygary ๐Ÿ˜‚
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
6
SaaS Eater
I was gonna say stick an icepick in my eye but that doesn't hold a candle to @TheOverTakerย or @funcouponsย list
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'm really good @ brainstorming torture methods, what can I say?
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
We all have our natural talents
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
I can make sound effects, here's a T-Rex:
AAHAHHGUGHHH
MCP
Valued Contributor
-3
Sales Director
Sounds more like your boss laughing at your forecast and then choking on his own spit.
goose
Politicker
4
Sales Executive
Listen to Joe Rogan talk about the psychedelic experiments the CIA conducted back in the '60s
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
Wtf that's actual content worth listening toย 
goose
Politicker
2
Sales Executive
Right. ย I'd rather listen to that than really anything else... especially Gary V
MCP
Valued Contributor
0
Sales Director
And how the COVID vaccine came out of that.
goose
Politicker
2
Sales Executive
I don't think that's true.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Read the Unabomber's manifesto, it makes more sense.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
How else would one sober up after drinking Gary's verbal diarhea?ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
1
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
russian roulette with no empty chambers
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
2
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Explain to anyone what itโ€™s like to be in sales.ย 
EscoChico
Catalyst
1
Sales Representative
Do what Eminem does..."Lay awake and strap myself in the bed with a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head"ย 
JDialz
Politicker
1
Chief Operating Officer
5hrs of diversity and inclusion training led by white PhDs who have never worked outside of academia.
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
Probably take the ary and put TA in replacement and then along that drink lots of beer that makes me wee loads and then regret it in the morning but also knowing I didnโ€™t do the former
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
My mans sold a picture of a hand drawn elephant doodle for over a million dollars this weekend. I know he might come off as cringe to most but Iโ€™m tryna learn how to bullshit so good people are buying my doodles for millions if I ever put them on the blockchain๐Ÿคฃ
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Bath in acid while listening to Friday by rebecca black on repeat
Woody
Politicker
-3
Business Development Executive
Sell all my apple stock to buy an NFT picture of @paddy sitting on the john with a bottle of kahlua in his hand.
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
Alright cool I guess you don't want a Christmas present then. Have fun when you're the only member of the WR without a gift, smart ass.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
with that kind of lip he doesn't deserve to watch u shower either
Woody
Politicker
1
Business Development Executive
Perhaps you'll be visited by three ghosts and have a change of heart.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
ur gonna be one of dem ghosts if u don't stop lipping off
Woody
Politicker
0
Business Development Executive
The better to decrease the surplus population eh?

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