My new sales pet peeve

ok first, my biggest NON sales pet peeve: 

when ppl reference a category, and then list ALL the things in the category.....I'll explain.

"only the elite QBs have that ability, Brady, Rodgers, Mahomes, manning, elway, Farve, Allen...."

like DUDE just say one or two don't list the whole list! 

ok anyway. 

In my company it's come to my attention that many departments will shorten the word "Opportunity".

fine. 

do they use "Opp" like every normal person I've met? 

NOPE! 

they use "Oppty".....

and it drives me fucking bananas when ever i see it. like WHY? just use "opp" it's less letters and isn't stupid. 

ok that's for coming to my Ted talk. 

please tell me I'm not the only one 😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️