fidelcashflow

Account Executive

Catalyst

Opinionated

Valued Contributor

PLEASE STOP THINKING YOU NEED TO MAKE A PODCAST

So you're making a podcast about nothing?

Why would we waste our time listening to 3 year AEs talk about their difficult decision to pursue an SDR job instead of taking over the family business and how they wake up at 4am to go on a 12 mile run before making 500 cold calls.

**NEWS FLASH**

"I'm here to tell you right now...we don't care" (Stephen A voice)

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braintank

Politicker

Enterprise Account Executive

He got that broccoli hair

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

First thought was “what in the fuck is that haircut?”

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Reply to his babble with this.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

😂. Perfect. Funny thing is, I just heard a parent of a pre-teen refer to the style as “broccoli hair” and I instantly knew what it was. And here we are.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

I think this is the new bowl and suck cut. No, I’m not referencing bowling porn. This is where they take a bowl, place it on the victim’s head and cut around the edge. The suck part is the hole at the bottom of the bowl where the attach a vacuum hose. So, it all comes to life when the bowl comes off.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

JFC OC you're KILLING me this morning.

Absolute PERFECTION

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

SalesPharaoh

Big Shot

Senior Account Executive

The type of dude that comes to the gym with his friends at 5pm and crowds it without putting in a workout

J.J.McLure

Politicker

Owner at *redacted*

I just saw a post about a couple of Aussie women who are doing a true crime style podcast to discover who pooped on the floor at their wedding. I think I’ll listen to that first

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

That actually sounds interesting

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Absolutely

J.J.McLure

Politicker

Owner at *redacted*

https://www.whoshatontheflooratmywedding.com

Fenderbaum

Politicker

Retired Choirboy🪕

That is some Grade A style of shenanigans right there... 🤭💩

Chep

WR Officer

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

Honestly would listen to that ☠️☠️☠️☠️

SalesPharaoh

Big Shot

Senior Account Executive

Im more keen to know the motivation behind that

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Made pclub once. Thinks he’s an OG.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Who's gonna tell him?

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Since it's LI, unfortunately no one. They'll be congratulations and 'excitement' all round. And no subscribers beyond episode 2

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

This is the worst thing about linkedin. Everything has to be positive which is so ironic because life is not all positive. Not all ideas are good, not all ideas are bad. Can we please be realistic on fucking linkedin Jesus Christ.

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

Omg I was thinking abt posting abt this, this guy sucks

HappyGilmore

Politicker

Account Executive

🤮🤮

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

This reads to me like, "I'm really tired of selling. Not sure I can last any more. Maybe I can make money doing this. Shit. I'll try anything to get out."

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

“Maybe I’ll become famous!”

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

He's sucking his own dick. "Omg, people would love to listen to me speak I just know it ☺️"

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

If he could do that he wouldn’t need to podcast.

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

Sales Rep

Just sales people talking about their fantasy lineup? Sick

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

Fuckin brilliant

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

🤢

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

If I see another podcast or video of someone vomiting sales “advice” after running…

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

He will make it to 7 episodes and then quit.

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

You know he’s looking himself to start selling courses

Someone summed it up beautifully “hit pclub once…”

Mr Big Bollocks over here who happened to be at Gong at the right time in the right place.

I think anyone who does Sales2Sales should be banned from giving sales advice

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

P.s can’t wait for him to get Josh Braun, Ian Koniak and Chris Orlob and ask how they used to sell Mega Deals and for them to give the shittest, most vague advice ever 💃💃

SgtAE

WR Officer

Look man all i'm saying is that there is a BIG sales influencer on LI right now who is now podcast host for a well known sales brand in the SaaS space.
He was previously the sales manager, now he's just the host. Maybe he wasn't making numbers but now is just a podcast host telling people how to hit numbers?

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

Please name

Fenderbaum

Politicker

Retired Choirboy🪕

He looks like one of those kids riding their bikes and popping wheelies down the streets.

SportsSalesGuy

Tycoon

Enterprise Account Executive

Anyone with Tiktok hair i will not listen to

NoSuperhero

Politicker

BDR LEAD

I've been on the ropes of making one, not related to sales at all but more around talking to people who have gone through similar experiences to mine.

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

Honest advice? Don’t.

I think you think people care more than they do.

It’s sounds incredibly time consuming for non-monetary gain.

Spend the time doing something fun - gym, family, sports, relaxing, massage etc.

P.s you may end up on one of these posts 😂

NoSuperhero

Politicker

BDR LEAD

It won't be sales related at all. It's more sounds people getting deported from the States and other countries and their experience. Not looking to make money, just share experiences.
Sales podcasts in their majority are corny and sometimes cringy. But there are some that slip through the cracks that actually share good practices.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Yeah that's still a hard no. But seems like you already realized that.

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

Having said that (my last comment) if you made a podcast where you call all these sales influencers on and straight up ask them where they come up with their bullshit stories from - I’d tune in

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

"Who have gone through similar experiences to mine"? - you think you can create an entire podcast around that concept? You would have enough content around that for maybe a 20 minute segment. I'm sorry but you're asking to be roasted.

NoSuperhero

Politicker

BDR LEAD

I love how people jump the gun and think "my experiences" are only about sales, it's quite funny. Y'all need to get off your high horse, be a little more curious people!

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

I have no issue with someone putting themselves out there and all. This guy is a gong thing wearing knob.

alwayzbizzie

Executive

Senior Manager, Mid-Market Sales

Do good sales people really have time to do a podcast?!?

I love all the advice from people that were good at sales once and are still giving advice, most of which is either cliche or super obvious.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

If they chose to only work and do a podcast, they could, but they would have no life. Which most of these people don't have anyway.
100% of the best sellers I have ever worked with are totally silent on LinkedIn. No influencer BS vibes.
On the other hand, the only legit sales influencers that I know of are full-time training/influencing. They can't train people and have a day job. Also, this group consists of (2), yep just two that are legit. Everyone else, like you said, regurgitates outdated/obvious advice.

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

Update: I tried listening to it: it is utter dogshit.

Well and truly balls. Had Anthony Natoli on it and, honestly, it’s one of the worst podcasts I’ve ever heard in my life

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Shit almost forgot about this. Gonna give it a listen to and come back

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Just listened. Totally pointless podcast.
It boils down to "we do not care". Why would I care about how some sales person grew up??? Podcasts are supposed to provide value and this does not provide an ounce of value. So many things wrong.

No one asked for this.

lowhangersalesbanger

Executive

Director of Sales

FR though

NoToBANT

Catalyst

Senior Account Executive

Update: I tried listening to it: it is utter dogshit.

Well and truly balls. Had Anthony Natoli on it and, honestly, it’s one of the worst podcasts I’ve ever heard in my lofe

Armageddon

Opinionated

Enterprise Account Executive

this guy is the worst.. littered my feed till I blocked him. "wanna hear how I hit 150% in Q4???? I made calls on a Friday"

buffinsc

Member

Account Executive

Amen!

bigfella

Tycoon

AE (Account Executive)

When the Twitter Fidel finds you he’s going to end you, heads up

miguelnelson

Contributor

-3

Business Development Representative

Sales podcasts suck shit but just dont watch it. What do you get out of crying about it on a sales forum?

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

I'm being a hater. Being a hater is fun sometimes. You seem to be the only one that doesn't agree with me

miguelnelson

Contributor

Business Development Representative

Lol I'm full of shit because i agree with your post 100%. I love being a hater. I just felt like stirring the pot a little. More people should down vote my comment

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PLEASE STOP THINKING YOU NEED TO MAKE A PODCAST

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