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<Rant> - VCs and Bankers are the WORST salespeople


Like seriously bruh you thought THIS was gonna work??

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MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
+10
Senior Account Executive
Good thing you didnโ€™t post this rant to LinkedIn @sahil. The VC community would have probably emerged from their closed, online community (probably called the Whore Room) to chastise you. Safer play in here. ๐Ÿ˜‰
sahil
Notorious Answer
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
Oh I'm posting it on LNKD 100%... but you are my fam so deserve to share my pain first.
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
+10
Senior Account Executive
Weโ€™re standing by, ready for war.ย 
CuriousFox
Arsonist
+10
Senior Account Executive
He's writing to ask you about your vehicle's extended warranty.ย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
+5
Senior Director, Enterprise Technology
I donโ€™t know, he wished you a great Q2 start....seems heartfelt!ย 
DonDraper
Politicker
+4
National Sales Manager
Wow, that is some pitch! What ever will you do!
SA
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Business Development
What a pitch. Wall of text.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
+11
Regional Sales Director
hell, yeah! :D
Rallier
Politicker
+8
Account Executive
I fell asleep reading this, this is terrible
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