Re: Slid into CRO’s Dm’s

TLDR: Promition happened after a slew of bullshit; $1000's in car payments, followed by a car totaled, a partner's threat of dui, attorney shit, dmv shit, and our house and property almost burnt to the ground

A few weeks ago I did a bold move and basically told the CRO I needed to be promoted.

He agreed with me y'all, and it just happened today.

Confirmed today and back dated to beginning of August, you're looking at a new Regional Sales Rep for the east coast.

Was given the green light to take the rest of the week off to relax, because honestly this past month has been a nightmare leading up to this;

started with my partner's tires getting slashed, not noticing and driving on it and fucking up the rims and suspension $2000

followed with them using my car for transportation and miraculously blowing the front passenger tire too, additional replacements and repairs $2000

then followed with them ending up getting their car in a wreck just a couple weeks after repair, they work in a bar and did not pass the legal limit so now Out a car and dui & dmv court stuff and Attorney fees $3000-5000+????

and to top it ALLL OFFF, this past weekend we had a fire on the property accidentally started by our neighbor and our house, our dog and entire life was almost burned to the ground--thank goodness it was not and everything is okay with that and i have been mowing and wheeed wacking the entire property to mitigate during this hotass summer..

I haven't been active for obvious reasons but this could not have come at a more opportune time and i'm so grateful i'm alive and can't wait to kick ass in this new role.

Pray/Vibe/Ritual Sacrifice for me that things continue to look up.




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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Oof I am overwhelmed.

Congrats on your promo 🦊
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Holy shit.... I wish you luck on the new role.
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
Jesus H. Christ that is a whirlwind of events. I'm glad things are on the up n up for you.
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
Dear God. Congratulations, I guess?
Glad you got the promotion at least!
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Dang. That’s quite the list of downers. Glad there’s a bright spot for you!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
The old adage "when it rains, it pours" has rarely been so clearly illustrated.
Congratulations on the promotion and best of luck with everything else. You definitely deserve a week off.
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
That’s too much in the background but along with the good news. Congrats and kill it!
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
God damn! That is a hell of a month.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
"If you're going through hell, keep on going, you might get out before the devil even knows you're there."
Fenderbaum
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Retired Choirboy🪕
My Dad always told me, "This too shall pass." You got this.
pirate
Big Shot
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🦜☠️ Account Executive
I think sometimes all the shit in life takes place at once. It's over now. I'm manifesting good things for you! Have some pronoia and the universe will help you
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
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Account Executive
Got anxious just reading, can't imagine living it. Gl with your new role, and may the Sales Gods lead the new positive stretch from now on. Good news only , pls 🙏
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