Kirby

Sales Representative

SaaStr thread

I'm going to be live journaling my thoughts about SaaStr here.

1. Their "state of the art" co-working space WiFi is down. Had to take a meeting with a prospect with the shittiest connection ever over my phone's mobile hotspot.

2. Everybody looks like they work in SaaS (derogatory)

3. There are like two food trucks with over 100 people lined up at each of them

4. I was cold pitched before I even registered lol

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antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

This is going to be interesting. Have you run into @sahil yet?

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

I’m avoiding him like the plague

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

lmao!!

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

5. There are multiple coffee stations with no coffee at any of them

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I'd walk out right there! That's horrifying.

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

Sales Rep

Please tell more about "Everybody looks like they work in SaaS (derogatory)" very interest what that is...aka are you talking about me

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I'm here for this, and I brought popcorn.

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

Yes I’m talking about you Kosta.

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

6. Lavender co-founder dancing in the parking lot (derogatory)

1.000.000maxi

Politicker

BDR (Business Development Rep)

Sounds like a disSaaStr

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

LOL! Winner!

1.000.000maxi

Politicker

BDR (Business Development Rep)

Thank you!

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

I really wish I thought of this one.

1.000.000maxi

Politicker

BDR (Business Development Rep)

Well you’re still named Kirby 😂

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

7. SaaStr attendees don’t know how to not take up an entire fucking sidewalk

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

8. Honestly couldn’t bring myself to attend any more talks today. Maybe tomorrow. Sam Matteo is pretty dope. Good food.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

LOL - Sam Matteo? I've heard he's a cool guy. ;)

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Let's see some pics.

Panda4489

Politicker

Head of Some Shit

Sounds like last year. I just show up for the free swag. Didn't learn anything at all from the seasons.

Kirby

Politicker

Sales Representative

Facts. The one I listened to so far gave off major “let’s start a podcast bro” energy.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

👀🍿

MassholeMovesWest

WR Officer

Account Executive

Lol we actually did do a podcast (self-derogatory)

slaydie

Big Shot

Account Executive

Have fun!

Gasty

Notable Contributor

War Room Community Manager

Live journaling / commentary is Dope!

SaaSyBee

Politicker

Founder

The lack of Wi-Fi is straight-up embarrassing. We're sponsors and people were asking for demos (the dream) and we couldn't give them after like 10am once it got crowded and the Wi-Fi stalled. I also spoke with a guy who said that his prospects were telling him that his software seemed to have a slow load time.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Shouldn't that have been the first thing they checked and actually splurged on for this kind of conference? 🤔

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