I mean, there’s WTF, GFY, IDK, LOL, NSFW, YOLO, all kinds of acronyms you could put there.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
Why do you give two shits if someone is putting up the letters that they earned?
PBC, F.U.C.K.O.F.F
okaysalesman
Praised Answer
4
Account Executive
Agreed. Kind of like adding Ex Google to your linkedin. Then you scroll down and see they did a 2 month stint as an intern
happyhunter
Politicker
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spittin' sunshine
"This one time when I studied abroad in Barthelona..." same time of people!!!!
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
Grizzle McThornBody, ASL
justatopproducer
Politicker
3
VP OF SALES -US
A/s/l ?
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
18/f/j. edgar hoover building. wanna come over?
IYNFYL
Politicker
2
Enterprise SaaS AE
Welp there goes my Mr. Badass idea
2girls1cloud
Valued Contributor
2
Corporate account exec
A devastating blow for all CPAs and PMPs
MCP
Valued Contributor
3
Sales Director
Hard out here for a PMP.
Executioner
Politicker
2
Business Dev.
LOL i have a colleague who is an "untouchable", i.e. boss loves them, despite being a parasite. They hate BDR work, but it's the only way for them to keep their job, so they go through 3-monthly changes in title - self-appointed mind you. Business Dev Rep, then Manager, then Executive, then the latest is Bus Dev "Specialist". The downside is he demanded (and mgt caved) that I get the same title on my card - (i just use my old stock of previous role)
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
This is not the same as an advanced degree that someone earned...just a troll that is succeeding 😎
Executioner
Politicker
0
Business Dev.
True that, didnt want to draw that comparison, just an amusing/sad situation from the trenches.
2girls1cloud
Valued Contributor
1
Corporate account exec
Had the same thing at my job, some people self- appointing “senior SDR” after 2 months in seat lol
GDO
Politicker
2
BDM
What if just nobody would do it. Find it ridiculous tbh.
happyhunter
Politicker
2
spittin' sunshine
MBA shouldn't be after a name. There are SO many masters programs and none of those indviduals who worked just as hard as MBA peeps are bragging all over LinkedIn and email signatures.
CCP
Opinionated
1
VP, Business Development
MD is legit, PhD depends... A Doctor of Contemporary Social Constructionist Descent in Modern Western Narratives can leave out the PhD.
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
I feel like PhD is fine, as long as they're not going by 'Dr'
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
1
Agency Recruiter
I've been tempted to add CDO for college dropout
goose
Politicker
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Sales Executive
gfy
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
I may add TLA to mine.
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
I hate this flaunting business, just hate it
DataSlangah
Politicker
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SAE
I agree. I am also a licensed attorney, and it drives me up a wall when people put esq. after their name. We get it, you're a fucking attorney. I typically know because they tell me no less than 50 times. It is like they are a crossfitter, vegan, or Notre Dame grad!
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