“Teach me something new”

while i was using the search bar, I discovered that "teach me something new" is a common interview question for sales roles

so, savages, pretend I'm interviewing you

how would you respond? hit me with some savage trivia

here's what I would say:

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if you're ever pairing wine with food, here are a few basic rules:

1. you want the wine to have more acid than the food. some of the highest acidity wines include *real* champagne and New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc

2. sweet tempers heat! if you're enjoying spicy sushi -- or even hot wings -- grab a riesling or moscato to go along with it

3. red wine gets its color from tannin -- a compound that occurs naturally in many dark-colored plants including oak, tea leaves, and of course, grapes. 

4. the reason red wine pairs so well with red meat is because the tannins in red wine bind to fats, which turns each sip of wine into a palate-cleanser before the next bite of food 

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what about you, savages?

teach me something new
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CuriousFox
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I taught a male manager how to pageant walk and pose. It was actually fun.
finboi
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Fi-nance
How’d he do?
realname
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Grocery Clerk
That’s probably the only interview he ever came away from with more skills than when he entered
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
ill give you 2 categories and you pick which one you want me to teach you about. 
1. lawn care
2. tennis 

go, 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Like, I'd be so disappointed if you didn't say tennis. 
realname
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Grocery Clerk
Tennis!
TennisandSales
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
ok! 
until you make it into the top 100 players in the world, you are going to struggle financially as a pro. Most of the money goes to the top 50 players. Many players that come through the US college system (NCAA) will be well outside of the top 100 when they go pro and most fail to make it a career because they cant make enough money to travel to all the tournaments.

BUT 

If you can make it to a main draw of a major championship (Wimbledon, French Open, Us Open, Australian Open) and lose in the first round, you could make over $50,000. so if you are good enough to make it to the first round and lose in each major, you can make over $100K but then have to pay taxes, coaches, travel, medical. You may only take home $30K that year. 



jefe
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TEACH ME ABOUT LAWN TENNIS!

Never played on grass 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
I've never heard this question in an interview but I would teach you how to downhill longboard lol
realname
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Grocery Clerk
That would be dope! I learned to longboard about 18 months ago to save some gas money, but I live in a super flat area
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Hell yeah it's super fun

Sunbunny31
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Snakes up a tree lanyard weaving.
SaaSam
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Account Executive
I've never been asked this question before but I'm so country that my answer would have something to do with ranching, hunting, or guns. All three of which can be super controversial today and pretty much expose my political leanings.

I'd be worried that my responses could hurt my chances at snagging the job simply because someone may feel strongly about one of those three subjects. It's happened before.
realname
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Grocery Clerk
Honestly, I feel like being open about who you are is a great way to test job fit

I wouldn’t really want to work in an environment with a cultish monoculture, no matter which side of any political fence they hang out on

I totally see where you’re coming from, though. There are probably plenty of orgs that would shut down the interview then and there just because of your background
SaaSam
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Account Executive
I agree with you 100%. It's why I love my current org so much. I'm always unapologetically myself regardless of the situation. It does lead to missed opportunities but at the end of the day I never want to be at an org where I'd have to pretend to be something I'm not.


realname
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Grocery Clerk
Yeah, any other where you have to fake it every day is nothing but a prison
SaaSam
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Account Executive
This is the one area that I would actually take a lower base. I'd rather get paid less at a company that takes me how I am than more at a place that expects me to fill a mold. 
TheLaughingWolf
WR Officer
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Business Development Manager
Oh boy, do you and I have the same fear. ha ha ha ha

I showed some co-workers my home setup and it did not go over well. lol 

In 2012 I went bear hunting with a bow and brought one down from 15 yards away. Not in a tree, but on level ground with the bear. 

Now I look at him everyday on my wall, that sits behind my monitor. 
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
Love it! At my last company, they wanted to do some bonding thing where everyone talked about their hobbies and HR put together some slides of us doing our hobbies. Went well until it was my turn to share and it all blew up. Literally turned into a feeding frenzy of people telling me what a horrible person I am for hunting.

I got a little aggressive with my responses considering every one of them admitted to eating meat. That company was never a good fit for me.
1nbatopshotfan
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Sales
This is my question ha! I always ask it - if you can’t confidently answer about something you can teach, how can educate a client on whatever you are selling. 

I would focus on how to long snap. It’s uncommon and a funny conversation. 
jefe
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Scotch - regions, single malt vs blend, distillation process, tasting notes, how to taste.
realname
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Grocery Clerk
I know a few people who would absolutely love this
jefe
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These are the people you should be spending time with 😉🥃

Was just in Scotland and had so many different single malts I can’t get in Canada. And brought a real nice one home for half the price it is here
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Your boy Title is a black belt in go-ju-ryu karate. So when I was asked this I showed the interviewer how to break any hold with 2 fingers to someone’s throat. Got the offer the next day
realname
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Grocery Clerk
Intimidation is always an effective strategy

“Look at me. I am the interviewer now.”
sketchysales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
I could teach you how to make a pornstar martini, does that work.
realname
Valued Contributor
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Grocery Clerk
Please teach me
sketchysales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
Its actually real easy.

2 Parts Vanilla Vodka
1 part Passoa (or other passionfruit liqueur)
1 part passionfruit puree (or the inside of 1 passionfruit)
1/2 part lime juice

all into a shaker with ice.  Give it a real good shake, strain into a martini glass.  Should look something like this.

Oh and if you are real fancy, serve with a shot of champagne which is meant to be a palate cleanser between each sip.  

sketchysales
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Sales Manager
Next time you are at a bar which has a good liquor selection, order a singapore sling and thank me later.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I have never had the question in an interview.  
I did have the sell me this pen question once.  I laughed at the guy and walked away from the job.
Most interviews now will consist of a Selling portion, but they generally give you something to sell, or outline the process.
TheLaughingWolf
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Business Development Manager
This is the recipe for the best Yorkshire puddings out there that will bi higher than me after I smoke a little trying to fall asleep.

1: Mix 1 cup of flour, 3 eggs, milk, and pepper until a runny consistency.
2: Preheat the oven to 400 degrees
3: Add lard to the muffin trays, and put in the oven for 20 minutes
4: Add the mixture to the muffin tray and cook for roughly 30-35 minutes. Do not open the oven door if you can help it. If you do need to open the door, do so very slowly. To much of the air getting pushed in and pulled out will cause them to fall flatter than me when I try to approach someone at a bar.

If you follow these instructions, you will have Yorkshires that are 3" and taller. 
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