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Things that didn’t happen: Part ♾️

The clout chasing has got to stop, Kyle.

I wouldn't let a 20 year old wash my car, let alone a pack of 6-8 year old kids who can't go a day without spilling something all over themselves.

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Gasty

Notable Contributor

War Room Community Manager

Seems to be pretty popular amongst the kids...

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

ERP Sales

Unless this man is related to Steve Buscemi, this cant be true

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

We don’t know he isn’t lol

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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He’s very good at age profiling. I wonder why…

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

More than the one time. Ick.

FinanceEngineer

Politicker

Sr Director, sales and partnerships

Is there a parody account of this guy yet? There should be!

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

1- what’s with this dude and young boys?

2- I don’t have a problem with the points he made, just that he used young boys (super creepy factor!) to make them.

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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“I saw a 72 year old man selling depends and it made me think: you can’t sell what you don’t understand”

FoodForSales

Politicker

I always go to the restaurant the fat people go to.

jefe

Arsonist

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Super creepy is almost an understatement

oldcloser

Arsonist

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Because lots of 6-8 year olds are out knocking doors. This is creepy/stalky and no, it never happened.

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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If I knocked on a door when I was 6 I think the person answering would have called Chris Harrison to reverse catch a predator themselves. “Look, I’m not guilty!”

oldcloser

Arsonist

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Almost missed the reference - Chris Hansen - but yeah- To Catch a Pervert. This dude is huffing glue if he thinks the fantasy is even remotely plausible.

pirate

Big Shot

Account Executive

Kyle is spending a lot of time home I guess

LambyCorn

Arsonist

A mfkn E

if linkedin was anon we would have so many people calling BS on these linkedin bros lmao

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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I’m close. Real close to risking it all.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

At least on IG or FB there is a trackable way to monetize your content. I wonder how much his BS actually translates to $$

Phillip_J_Fry

Opinionated

Director of Revenue

A dummy LI account has been incredibly satisfying for me.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

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Folks don't randomly show up at your door at 7 pm where I'm from...

detectivegibbles

Politicker

Sales Director

Jesus. This is sad.

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

cringeworthy

Juancallclose

Catalyst

Director

Finn and Dylan? Oh how cute.

thepriceiswrong

Enterprise AE

Those kids definitely pulled this off if a) the year was 1995 and b) they actually existed

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

But nobody clapped...?

SirAlex

Valued Contributor

Account Executive

Seems like a playbook all these Sales influencers are using, creating made up stories on LinkedIn of stuff that didn’t happen to create content…Also, I’m convinced that 95% of the stuff they recommend to do, they never did as an AE themselves.