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Things that didn’t happen: Part ♾️

The clout chasing has got to stop, Kyle.

I wouldn't let a 20 year old wash my car, let alone a pack of 6-8 year old kids who can't go a day without spilling something all over themselves.



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Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
Seems to be pretty popular amongst the kids...
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
Unless this man is related to Steve Buscemi, this cant be true
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
We don’t know he isn’t lol
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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He’s very good at age profiling. I wonder why…
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
More than the one time. Ick.
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
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Sr Director, sales and partnerships
Is there a parody account of this guy yet? There should be!
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
1- what’s with this dude and young boys?

2- I don’t have a problem with the points he made, just that he used young boys (super creepy factor!) to make them.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
“I saw a 72 year old man selling depends and it made me think: you can’t sell what you don’t understand”
FoodForSales
Politicker
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AE
I always go to the restaurant the fat people go to.
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
Super creepy is almost an understatement
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
Because lots of 6-8 year olds are out knocking doors. This is creepy/stalky and no, it never happened.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
☕️
If I knocked on a door when I was 6 I think the person answering would have called Chris Harrison to reverse catch a predator themselves. “Look, I’m not guilty!”
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
Almost missed the reference - Chris Hansen - but yeah- To Catch a Pervert. This dude is huffing glue if he thinks the fantasy is even remotely plausible.
pirate
Big Shot
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🦜☠️ Account Executive
Kyle is spending a lot of time home I guess
LambyCorn
Arsonist
3
A mfkn E
if linkedin was anon we would have so many people calling BS on these linkedin bros lmao
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
I’m close. Real close to risking it all.
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
At least on IG or FB there is a trackable way to monetize your content. I wonder how much his BS actually translates to $$
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
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Director of Revenue
A dummy LI account has been incredibly satisfying for me.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Folks don't randomly show up at your door at 7 pm where I'm from...
detectivegibbles
Politicker
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Sales Director
Jesus. This is sad.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
cringeworthy
Juancallclose
Catalyst
1
Director
Finn and Dylan? Oh how cute.
thepriceiswrong
1
Enterprise AE
Those kids definitely pulled this off if a) the year was 1995 and b) they actually existed
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
But nobody clapped...?
SirAlex
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
Seems like a playbook all these Sales influencers are using, creating made up stories on LinkedIn of stuff that didn’t happen to create content…Also, I’m convinced that 95% of the stuff they recommend to do, they never did as an AE themselves.

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