Just why? Who on earth is going to reply to such a dumb email. Be better.
@CuriousFox, can i send this one your way for the shower treatment?
sketchysales
This is why shrooms in the vending machine is a bad idea.
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One of the interns obviously broke free from @paddy locked cabinet.
They deserve to be burned with cigarettes.
And then watch us shower. 🚿
They deserve to be burned with cigarettes.
And then watch us shower. 🚿
You are too good for us my friend.
the watching of the shower is a punishment? I feel it would be quite the opposite tbh.
No touchy
ahhh the balls of the blue variety is the punishment, I understand now...
Wild…this is a first. What in the fuck were they thinking?
Who the hell do they think this will work on!?
See my new post 🤦♂️
I didn't think it could get any worse...
wtf haha
I used to sell compliance software so this would've been a fun sequence to try - but I think cybersecurity would've worked better
Either way while its stupid AF, you gotta do what you gotta do to stand out
I used to sell compliance software so this would've been a fun sequence to try - but I think cybersecurity would've worked better
Either way while its stupid AF, you gotta do what you gotta do to stand out
If this is standing out I dont want anything to do with it. I guess its a strong qualifying email. You either will or will not.
Is it really a Content Manager’s write up? Shittiest one, I wonder how it got delivered in your inbox Vs spam ;)
Content manager that graduated grade 6 last month. I need to relook at my LI, been getting a lot of sales pitches recently...
wut. Is this a new tik tok trend or something
SMH, acid, not even once
I mean it's kind of funny 🤣
The dolphin bit made me almost believe it's someone from here...but nah.
That was my initial reaction tbh
Lmfao buddy gets a 98% respond rate with emails like that. @oldcloser you’ve got some competition.
Opportunity of a lifetime, what's wrong with you?
😂 ah shit how did I miss that
I mean I would fucking read this at least. Beats most shit spams.
Damn that's crazy,LMAO!
dolphin says leave me outta this sh!t
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