Venting about a stupid prospect who won't buy my stupid software

Had a prospect for a smaller deal that seemed ready to go then ghosted for several days. Never a good sign. He let me know he was concerned that since we were expensive, that he wouldn't be using our product until January and that he didn't want to waste any of his 12 months of accesss. Fair enough.


Typically here we are able to say "hey I'll throw on X free months so this isn't a problem". But we aren't allowed to have end dates on contracts any later than 12/31/22 right now bc "the company needs to recognize revenue every year". So that's neutralized.


So I told the guy I could maintain the "discount" I had "approved" if he signed by X, and I'd have the start date be 12/31. OR, I ever so generously offered him a start date of 1/15/22 with 2 free months added on, for a smaller discount. But he had to sign before Christmas Eve.


"I get it, but we're not ready to do anything this year"


GET OUT OF MY PIPELINE THEN! This is part of why I do not mind the discount and deadline approach in my world. It's sorts the buyers from the liars.


Anyway, there is no larger point to this. I just hate this guy. Happy selling everyone.

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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I don't ever give a deadline for end of year. Why? They know they own you and you lose control. Live and learn. 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Well at least you know you have some solid pipeline for the start of the new year? But yeah I feel that, definitely annoying. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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I hate these types. Maybe you have nothing better to do than kick tires and waste people's time, but I do, so fuck off. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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You gave the give, they didn't provide the get, and you axed him. Well executed FSJH.
ChunkyButters
Tycoon
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AE
A prospect once told me.....

Buyers are liars, and sellers are nice fellers.
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
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MDR
Well at least you know you have some solid pipeline for the start of the new year? But yeah I feel that, definitely annoying. 
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
Had a similar prospect, I stopped putting my energy, everytime I think about him, I feel tired. Till date ghosting since 3 months.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
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Account Executive
Yikes... I am in a similar situation 
Error32
Politicker
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ISR
If you want to ask for a raise, provide reasons as to why you deserve it. If they only give raises for those who hit 100% of quota and you're not there, you're not in the best position especially given you were only promoted last year and received a raise then.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
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ISR
If you want to ask for a raise, provide reasons as to why you deserve it.
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Pretending to be a prospect to get competitive intel - shady or genius?

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Getting competitive Intel w/a fake gmail?
31% Bloody Genius
25% Shady AF
44% In war, truth is the first casualty (i.e. not cool but would do it)
64 people voted
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How many times have you considered sending a real asshole prospect a spring loaded dick bomb?

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Has anyone got a cool template or approach to ask old clients if they want to buy some more?

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