Coffeesforclosers

Director Sales and Market Development

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What do you do for a living to a non sales person- Funny answers only

Trying to describe the ins and outs of what we do, i sell a niche software in an industry noone knows anything about, so when i am asked what i do, i give a snarky answer and want you to do the same right here.

Normie- Hey Coffees for Closers- what do you do for work?

Me- I talk good for a living. (its especially good cause it is grammatically incorrect, which is part of the fun)

So- Warroom- what do you do for a living- sarcastic answers only.

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Kosta_Konfucius

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Sales Rep

I stare at my inbox until I get an inbound

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

Trained dogs dont hunt

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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☕️

I attempt to make it easier for others to do their job by giving them the best tools and easy playbooks to follow…and they always end up blaming me for missing quota.

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

Quota is supposed to be achieved??????? i thought it was just another bs KPI by the board/investors

ventox35

Politicker

6

Sales Leader

i help people rationalize bad impulsive decisions to buy something they dont need

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

Making life decisions on the fly- my motto

Sunbunny31

Politicker

4

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

My job didn't exist when I was in school.

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

0

Director Sales and Market Development

i know a few people with sales degrees, i say thats cool, did you get an A? if no they are shitty at sales

detectivegibbles

Politicker

4

Sales Director

I help medical facilities pay less money for equipment and service that helps saves lives.

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

0

Director Sales and Market Development

sounds too cool

detectivegibbles

Politicker

0

Sales Director

Still sales :p

CuriousFox

WR Officer

4

🦊

By day or by night ‼🐈‼

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

Ooohhh riskay

GDO

Politicker

2

BDM

I talk to software companies for a living. sometimes we go for coffee or lunch. The rest of the time i work out and in summer I play golf.

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

0

Director Sales and Market Development

wow, thats the life

GDO

Politicker

0

BDM

Yeah the pay is not as high as my previous job. But I have 0 stress

TennisandSales

Politicker

2

Head Of Sales

"tennis what do you do for work?"

- I Sell software.

"oh cool so can you help me build this computer?"

- umm, no...🤦‍♂️

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

0

Director Sales and Market Development

Classic

Epad

Executive

2

Snr Business Development Executive

Smile on the outside, cry on the inside

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

0

Director Sales and Market Development

never read truer words, my eyes are leaking

Diablo

Politicker

1

Sr. AE

Preach to get rich!

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

pray hands

RedLightning

Politicker

1

Mid-Market AE

I talk good on the phone and sometimes people give me money

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

Coffee for closers emphasized sometimes

JMSwiggidy

Politicker

1

Enterprise Account Executive

Cry daily and take anxiety medication 💊.

Maximas

Tycoon

1

Senior Sales Executive

Just sending the followup email then checking my bank account, that easy:)

SaaSsy

Politicker

1

AE

Professional stalker

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