Your parents failed you...

How do I write a sales email?

How do I give a great demo?

Why don't I get job offers?


What do all of these questions have in common? They provide no context that we can use to help answer AND it shows you haven't actually put in any work yourself but want whoever you're asking to do it all for you. I expect this kind of behavior from a pre-hazed BDR or intern, but shit, a lot of y'all are seasoned professionals.


Some of the most common questions that I see in the War Room are how to get better at something or where to find some rudimentary fucking middle school level information. Now I'm not one to comment on these posts saying use the search bar because frankly, I think that's too much work. If you can't take the time to try to figure something out on your own first, why should anyone help you? HELP ME HELP YOU


Whether you want to be a VP, go from BDR to AE, or move from Sales to VC (Gross) being resourceful will speak volumes to how you attack any obstacle you come across. If you were to ask me what the most important trait is for anyone in sales it's resourcefulness. You might also be familiar with "entrepreneurial spirit". Same shit different marketing team. You're never going to have everything you need and a solid chunk of the time you'll be able to find the answers faster and in more depth than asking someone else to do the work for you. Aside from that, you won't piss them off and you'll build credibility.


Next time put in some upfront work and you'll look less like a useless cock.


Instead of "How do I write a sales email"


Try: "I put together this cold sales email for ICP in XX Industry. Does anyone have tips for how I can improve first touch response rates"?


Angry rant over and reminder FAILURE IS YOUR FRIEND.

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braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
Preach!
FattySnacks
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Senior Account Executive
I had a feeling you'd enjoy this hahah
CuriousFox
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I feel most of my responses the last 2 weeks have consisted of the following words: academy, search, and bar.

I need a claw.
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
And... provide more details
funcoupons
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Yeah, the total lack of common sense and ability to problem solve on one's own coming from some so called "experienced salespeople" in here is pretty hilarious. I mean, if you can't Google a simple question is it really any wonder why you're not hitting quota? Come on now.
FattySnacks
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Senior Account Executive
I don't really understand how you can even be remotely successful in this game if you go about things in this manner.ย 
funcoupons
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I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that the people who claim to be successful meanwhile they can't run a basic cold call are one of the many millions of people who talk out of their ass on the interwebs.
FattySnacks
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Senior Account Executive
Insert LI Sales Influencer here.ย 
funcoupons
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lolz the Gong SDR that's never even closed a door but is out there "sales coaching." Barf.
RealPatrickBateman
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๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
@FattySnacksย This IS the WAYYYY
FattySnacks
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Senior Account Executive
We must teach others the way
CoorsKing
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Fuck yeah. I support this message. People post a vague ass question and then have the audacity to get upset when they donโ€™t get an answer. Iโ€™m a caffeine addicted alcoholic not a mind reader.ย 
CuriousFox
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THE. AUDACITY.ย 
Mobi85
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Regional Sales Manager
100% this, can't stand when people don't make an attempt to find an answer themselves.ย  Be resourceful and find the answer yourself, and then when you have exhausted all avenues of finding the answer and only after all of that do you ask for some help.ย  Also as you said, when you ask for the help phrase the damn question with what you have already done.ย 
FattySnacks
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Senior Account Executive
Yessir!
DungeonsNDemos
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Rolling 20's all day
I appreciate you putting this all together for the new users. Hopefully they will read this first.ย 
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
It should be a pop-up after you create your username
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
See if we bullied people more often this wouldn't be an issue
Fenderbaum
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Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
It's always someone else's fault these days.
Error32
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ISR
DQโ€™d from this role solely based on your Truly request. Everything was kosher until you brought that nonsense in here.
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