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Battle of the Burgers

Fellow Sales Savages,


Let's solve this once and for all. Who's got the best meat n buns in the country.


Growing up in California, I gotta stay loyal to the CHIEF OF CHIEFS when it comes to fast food burgers: IN-N-OUT.


How about y'all?

Best fast food burgers?

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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
@WCK 👀🍺
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
Whoever thinks shake shack deserves an honorable mention should be executed by firing squad.
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
Just so happens I need some target practice. Care to watch?
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Haha nothing wrong with Shake Shack, they are not the best but really good IMO.
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Although not the best, I blatantly disagree. Therefore, I must challenge you to a gladiator duel in order to solve this unfortunate disagreement.
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
You don't want it.
E_Money
Big Shot
6
💰
Five Guys. Handsssss down
champchamp
Arsonist
4
Certified Savage
They're good, I love them. I just think In-N-Out taste better and cost 1/4 of what Five Guys cost.
E_Money
Big Shot
3
💰
You get what you pay for
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Disagree. I said In-n-Out tastes better, lower prices are just an added benefit.
E_Money
Big Shot
1
💰
boo
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
In N Out animal style, no question.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
2
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Fries light-well?
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
I never have to specify because they always come out perfect. Crispy but not hard. 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
2
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
This is the wayyyyyy
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
This is the only right answer.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I've tried all but White Castle.   

I voted for Whataburger based on a trip last year to Phoenix and the fact that we pretty much ended up going there every day over the weekend.  MMmmmmm.

You are missing Carls Jr.  As far as ff burgers go, the $6 burger (which is probably the $9 burger these days) is really, really good.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
I was not very inmpressed by White Castle, it is just cool that they got mini burgers/sliders. They are good but not great, so you are not missing much.

I agree, Carls Jr is great. They are just a step behind In-n-Out, Five Guys, Shake Shack IMO, but should've added them haha.

The ones I gotta try are Whataburger, I've heard they're great.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I'm just bummed we don't have any here in CA.   They really are outstanding.
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Me too, gotta go to Texas soon to finally try them haha.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Or Arizona - which is where I found one!
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Nice! Didn't know they were in Arizona too, I was there for 2 days not too long ago. Would've tried them if I knew ):
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
I think Culver's deserves an honorable mention. But Five Guys wins out
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Culvers wins, hands down. It’s not even close tbh.. the fact that it’s not mentioned here is practically a war crime 
Samsamoon
Opinionated
2
Associate
Hello sir is true? I love war room!
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
They look great, I just never had them which is why I forgot to add them haha
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
I hate fast food. I don’t touch it if I can avoid it. But I look forward to culvers. I ate at 2 locations in 2 different states. Food quality and consistency was very high.

Not In-n-Out high, but you can tell they have something similar going on in terms of quality control and measures in place to keep things tight.

And the burgers (and the sides) were UNREAL.  You can’t go back after Culvers. Very well priced too, but that’s food in the US in general
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
4
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the Morton's Million Dollar Burger.....
 
That's Foie Gras on the top btw.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
It looks so fucking delicious, have you had it? Also just read it has black truffle. My favorite is the one with truffle that they got at The Palm. I NEED to try this one.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
3
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
I HAVE. I’m a religious Cajun Ribeye guy myself but I recently branched out to the MDB and it is worth every fucking penny.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
That cajun steak sounds so good too, gotta try both as soon as I'm finished cutting weight.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
If only we had In-N-Out in Toronto :(
champchamp
Arsonist
2
Certified Savage
Feel the same way, I've been spending most of my time in Mexico City and we don't have In-N-Out. We at least got Shake Shack though.

First thing I do whenever I land in Cali is to go to my nearest In-N-Out to slam down 2 Double-doubles, animal fires, and a shake.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
Not missing much imo.

In-n-Out is the nice, because it’s not dog food, like many others.  And it’s cheap AF, which is cool. Aside from that, I can’t say I get the hype.

Try South St if you haven’t. I order from them on front st. whenever I have a craving for yummy junk
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
South St. closed down by me, but I've always enjoyed it. Great assortment of toppings/condiments, and you can't beat the NY fries.

Rudy is my guilty pleasure these days. And Farm Boy actually has a mean smashburger they'll make to order (love the caramelized onions) - not expensive AT ALL either, and good quality. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Have to try, I just got here and I have yet to explore all the little nooks.

I’m right by the tower and the number of restaurants around me in every direction is UNREAAAAL
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Wendy’s burgers getting 0 love huh? 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
Lol true, they have pretty good burgers
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Hmm... They are good, but would you really rank them at #1? Haha
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Dave's single with bacon... I will take it every time.
SaaSMaster
Politicker
3
Strategic Partnerships Manager
Five guys is expensive and has enough grease for an on the spot heart attack, but dammit they taste good
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
I agree, they are awesome... just not as good as In-n-Out haha
SaaSam
Politicker
1
Account Executive
My wife grew up in Cali. Always raving about In N Out. Talking about how great it is and how much she wants one. The day I finally tried it, I was expecting the heavens to open up and angels to sing. I was greatly disappointed.

To me, In-N-Out tastes no different than any burger you would get at a community picnic.

Not gross by any means, although I like to tell my wife they're nasty just to see the fire in her eyes. But not at all impressive. Just a decent burger.
champchamp
Arsonist
2
Certified Savage
Had the same experience with a French girl I was dating, roles were just reversed as I was the one talking about how amazing they are. She was notoriously disappointed when she tried them.

Needless to say, I had to end the relationship right there on the spot haha
SaaSam
Politicker
0
Account Executive
I'm sure my wife considered it when I wasn't elated about the exceptionally ordinary burger.
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
In n Out cheeseburger animal style every time.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Who were the two psychopaths who downvoted this?
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
pretty sure who @funcoupons .  She thinks downvoting my comments actually matters.  Since I write real advice to the aimed at the post's author and do not cater to her, it really doesn't bother me.  But let her keep thinking it does 🤣😂😆

funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
You think I have time to spend running around here downvoting your posts? I literally don’t pay you any attention but clearly you’re sprung on the coups. It’s ok, I’m used to it. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Also I’ve noticed all kinds of posts (not just mine) getting downvoted lately, even helpful and legit advice. Idk what’s going on. People be salty this quarter I guess. 
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
East Coast here.  I've never had an in-n-out.  I'm so curious since it's leading.
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
They are fantastic. Surprisingly though, some people seem not to enjoy them as much, particularly from out of state.

Let us know your thoughts when you try them.
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
0
Solutions Specialist
I need to take a business trip to the west coast again
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
1
Oh boy
smh my guy didn't even mention culver's
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
I should've added them but it would've been merely a formality haha. I don't think they would've ranked near the top. 

I never had them though so don't have an opinion on them.
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
1
Oh boy
Also, thanks for fast food posting. I love fast food posting
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
My pleasure.
TheRealTommyCallahan
Arsonist
1
President of Callahan Auto
Can't beat a DoubleDouble Animal style!
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
One of its kind. Can't wait to have one. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Haven’t tried half of these, obesity isn’t that trendy in Canada.

Culvers is missing from this list and is definitely the best fast food burger I’ve ever had though, by a LANDSLIDE.  Genuinely delicious, amongst a sea of ‘acceptable’.

5-guys is pretty dece too.

If your ever in Toronto give South st. a try. It’s a valiant effort, but they’re not as generous as Americans chains which kinda kills the magic.
Samsamoon
Opinionated
1
Associate
I am must see Toronto south st. Thank you most excellent sir. I love war room! 
nomdeguerre
Executive
0
Account executive
Who the hell voted for McDonald’s?
AnchorPoint
Politicker
0
Business Coach
Quarter Pounder with Cheese started it all and ends it all.
ventox35
Politicker
0
Sales Leader
You people all suck. Whataburger=heaven
SlanginHCSaaS
Executive
0
Enterprise Sales Executive
Steak N' Shake deserves a mention
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
five guys is great, but pretty expensive. you can go to a legit burger joint and get one that's way better for what it costs. 
Gasty
Notable Contributor
0
War Room Community Manager
Vadda Pav?
Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy🪕
In N Out
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
Sales Rep
IN-N-OUT dont even need to think about it
desperado
Politicker
-1
Head of Sales
Whataburger and it's not even close
JDialz
Politicker
-1
Chief Operating Officer
If you voted for In-N-Out you have never been to a Whataburger.

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