Mine is easy- current job. Coordinated a whole day with a chauffer to take me to Lawyer for paperwork, headshots, lunch with company owners, then to the office where my desk had a Yeti full of my favorite beer along with a fully provisioned PC waiting for me.
(Contrast- previous job with an MSP rarely even ever had the PC onsite for new employees on their first day, and no plan. Usually the first day was just walking around meeting people and killing time until someone made a few minutes to talk to them about the company.)
