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Carnival of Commissions [05/01 to 05/07]

This week's leaderboard is a dazzling carnival of talent, with firebreathers, acrobats, and fortune-tellers all competing for the prize!


In the Top Commish tent, we've got a stunning spectacle:


  • @oldcloser / 400 commish: Taming the wild beasts of war room with their sales knowledge

  • @Sunbunny31 / 386 commish: Hypnotizing the war room audience with their mesmerizing insights on all-things-sales

  • @HVACexpert / 267 commish: Juggling deal stories, comments, posts, and advice with the greatest of ease

  • @poweredbycaffeine / 227 commish: Continuously walking the War Room tightrope of success, exhibiting grace and precision at every step

  • @punishedlad / 186 commish: Conjuring miracles like a seasoned sorcerer in the war room; enchanting savages with magical sales strategies

This spellbinding five are also contending for Top Quality, joined by @Kosta_Konfucius – the only thing they need is to up their game in the volume of engagement, this week.



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New Joiner Spotlight:


  • @CRAG112: A daring escape artist who joined the WR carnival in Aug'21 and made a thrilling reappearance last month. With an interviewer showing up in a t-shirt and a manager sending novel-length emails, CRAG seems to be on their toes - both in their gig and the war room!

  • @sales_pirate: This Irish trickster joined the WR carnival in Mar 2020 and, like CRAG112, reappeared just last month. Playing the comments game and posting sparingly, SalesPirate already owns a dozen war room badges – which clearly means they know what they’re doing and what it’d take to grab the trophy.

  • @Jigawatt: A sales engineer who just joined last month. This one seems to be an agile acrobat who despises being micromanaged. Beware, boss – they'll leap from the trapeze and join another sales circus at the slightest hint of micromanagement!


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So, who will steal the show and walk away with the glittering prizes this week?


Will OldCloser maintain their death-defying lead, or will SunBunny or HVACExpert swoop in and snatch the Top Commish title?


Can CRAG112 or SalesPirate charm their way to the top, or will Jigawatt's acrobatics win the day?



Hold onto your popcorn, folks – this carnival of commissions is an experience you wouldn’t want to miss!



@Gasty

🔔 Leaderboard 2.0
16
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
Oh I thought this was gonna be a commish store sale by the title 🤦‍♀️
Fenderbaum
Politicker
3
Retired Choirboy🪕
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detectivegibbles
Politicker
4
Sales Director
@oldcloser coming in hot! Well done!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
Us old foggies @oldcloserand@Sunbunny31are just trying to impart our knowledge before our brains turn to mush.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
6
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I ... haven't had enough coffee yet to come up with a snappy response here.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
As. As it turns… wait. Nope. Just turned. Would you like fries with that, Bobby?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
☕️
I asked for Dave's Double...what the hell is this?
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
It’s a library, sir
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
Best of luck to all.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
Sales Rep
I am on it Gasty!
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
👂
punishedlad
Tycoon
2
Business Development Team Lead
I don't see myself gaining that much ground (been at a conference the past two days), but good to be back in the running!
SoccerandSales
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Great work everyone!
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
1
Account Executive
Honorable mentions? Nah.
RandyLahey
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Absolute savages! Nice work
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
Greatum job all
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Commissions misaligned

Question
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My commission plan:
39 people voted
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Commissions owed

Question
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