Uhhh I think thatโs kinda dependent on your company? But itโs normally like
Dont be a dick Dont pollute Help the community Haze all interns
Shit like thatย
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
You forgot "Buy Big Meech a 6 pack every Wednesday" ;)
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
True, but thatโs normally reserved as the NASDAQ listing fee I charge when they IPO
MCP
Valued Contributor
1
Sales Director
I just left one where it was:
DONโT do any actual sales, just take orders
Be a bumpkin, NEVER professional
Take no accountability
Bitch about everyone & everything ESPECIALLY the sales leader trying to fix the above things
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
Did a gerbil crawl up your butt when the photographer told you to smile?
Andres
Opinionated
4
Sector Lead - Energy & Industrials
Donโt kink shame, @Tiddys
BmajoR
Arsonist
4
Account Executive
I was more so curious to ask who provided the gerbils. I'm having the hardest time finding a new source. I'm banned from all Petsmart and Petcos within 1000 miles.ย
Andres
Opinionated
7
Sector Lead - Energy & Industrials
I sustainably source mine from Ecuador
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
5
Key account manager
Gymshark actually have a huge wall piece stating donโt be a dick @BigMeechย
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
Life goals to be at gym shark.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
4
sales
Tegridy Biness I fut da bit aye make skrill no chill sheyyuuuutt great aint phat enough stoopid thicc r'spect
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ฆ
Make sure the values are more than statements. Y'all gotta live em.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Don't spike the punch before Friday. Right @paddyย ?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
4
Retired King of the Coors Knights
โ*DO spike it before Fridayโ - fixed that for ya
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
3
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Huh, that must be how I failed my yelp interview.ย
sellingsellssold
Politicker
1
SDR
The punch always needs to be spiked
SaaSyBee
Politicker
1
Founder
Ask your team what values your company already embodies and then pick the ones that surface the most
LordBusiness
Politicker
1
Chief Revenue Officer
Remove bullshit. Insert transparency snd human emotion.
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