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CadenceCombat

Account Executive

Tycoon
Arsonist
Politicker
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Do you take shits in the office by choice?


Obviously, if you work remotely, at home, that doesn’t count.


Do you make a point to take a shit in the morning before going to the office or are you a chronic office shitter? Explain yourself

Shitting at the office

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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
22
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I mean come on. 
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
6
Account Executive
LOL amazing
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
5
Rolling 20's all day
Elmo doesn't lie
Fenderbaum
Politicker
1
Retired Choirboy🪕
Hilarious!
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
PHENOMENAL!!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
16
🦊
Literal shitpost. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Underrated comment.
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
coups don't poop, I'm only a figment of your wildest dreams.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
8
☕️
I take a post-poop shower, which all interns MUST watch.
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
yOu SiMplY MuSt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
Hey, Lucas, want to keep that internship your Dad got you? GET IN HERE.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Those 6k cheques wont cash themselves Lucas 
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
Lucas, grab a drink and sit down because I'm gonna take a shower...

Don't embarrass me in this office. I come here often.
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
Blumpkin season, amirite?
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
4
Sales
Confession, when I first started working and needed a break I’d just go sit in a stall and play games on my phone. This was like 14 years ago and I think I had like a blackberry so I had the block smash game and that was it lol 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Pretty sure everyone has done that. Especially retail or food service employees. Those phone breaks in the bathroom kept me alive. Well, physically at least. My soul didn’t make it. 
SaaSam
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Get to the office, crack open my favorite caffeinated beverage, half way through hit the head to take care of business. Finish business relatively quickly but proceed to waste time on my phone until my legs fall asleep.
IYNFYL
Politicker
3
Enterprise SaaS AE
Depends on how many stalls or if it’s a private bathroom at work. No worse than shitting then someone comes to the stall right beside you, when there are five others available
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
When I started at the gig before my current one, that sales org needed a LOT of TLC. I used to get to the office by or before 7:30 every day and sometimes leave at like 9pm. I’d lift at night, and eat accordingly post-workout. Make coffee in the morning before my 30 min drive, so by the time I got there… it was time.
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Pretty sure I worked enough extra hours for a 2nd employee, but that bathroom saw some trauma.
TheOverTaker
Politicker
2
Senior Account Executive
I even have a specific stall i use....wont do it if I cant use my stall. I will bang on the door and scream at the person in the bathroom, "This is my stall go in the hall. This is my stall go in the hall" until they the slink out embarrassed and finish their business in the hall. Its a terrible time for everyone except me.
RedLightning
Politicker
2
Mid-Market AE
Where is my option for "I shit at work and don't flush as a power move"
WomenWantMeFishFearMe
Politicker
2
AM
I grind too hard to shit. I burn so many calories, I physically am unable to produce waste
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
2
General of The War Room
Thisssss fukin image lol
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
🎶 I need this shit for quota
& I know that you dont know that
but my forecast has been rolled up
and I need commission so dat… 🎵

One of my faves lol
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
1
sales
I try to get my morning glory out at home but if I don’t. I come in, make coffee, take a shit, get to work.
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
Only once every six months, but I've started to chill in BR just to browse through the phone. Yep, I'm sitting down on the toilet just to browse on my phone. 

All that changed after WFH took place in my life and now I never take a shit while I'm working, it's odd.
SaaSyBee
Politicker
1
Founder
I'm actually sad that I work from home now because I miss shitting at the office. It's such a power move.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
When I worked in the office we had ~80 male employees and 2 stalls, it was terrible and constantly complained about. WFH was the best thing ever. 
TheIncarceration
Politicker
1
SDR Manager
I go to the restroom before I put my bag down
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
1
Account Executive
Always shit at work. It's almost like clockwork for me. Almost the same time each day. Nice like 10 minute shit and do some browsing on the phone.
ColdCall
Valued Contributor
1
Account Executive
10:00 AM each morning. You know where I'll be!! 
Iizmu
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Taking a shit I’m at the office comes with how much you give a shit about the company. If you are absolutely destroying the washroom, you stay at work longer than at home- before the vid, this was like every sales rep lmao
Fenderbaum
Politicker
1
Retired Choirboy🪕
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jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Nature calls more often for some of us than others...

Do I like to? Nah. Does that mean I don't? Also nah.

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