Vent Session: Needy mid market client (I'm an Account Manager) has been begging for a custom report (Logistics software). I've been attaching the scope of work for approval to every email back and forth we've had for the past month (like 24 fucking times). Last night at 10p he has the audacity to say, "I’m guessing I’m waiting for an SOW to be sent to me for review & approval ? Let’s move this forward".
Yeah...I bit my tongue and scream out the window, "OH YEAH MR DECISION MAKER WHY DIDN"T I FUCKING SEND YOU THE THING YOU NEED TO SIGN TO GET ME PAID, IF ONLY I SENT AN ATTACHMENT OR SOMETHING" and breathe and respond like the pro I am with total Zen. I send out the proposal and no more than 2 minutes later THIS MOTHER FUCKER REJECTS IT!!!!! He says it's not the report he asked for. I've confirmed we created one that does exactly what he wants, confirmed it again, and confirmed it again (had done this the past month in those 24 emails).
Currently leaving this mofo on read b/c afraid I'm going to nuke a bridge and churn some butter. It's not even a big $$, it just pisses me off sooooo much.
Thanks for listening poll for catharsis below and hit me with non-felony ideas.
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