lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
6
Director of Sales
What sort of psycho? Nevermind the lunacy of microwaving any strong smelling food, the whole point of canned fish is to just eat it. No cooking required.
sketchysales
Politicker
4
Sales Manager
Im going to say marketing but i cant say for sure.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
3
Director, Revenue Enablement
Definitely marketing
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
This was my first question. Like why would you want that warm!?

Leftover salmon? Still a dick move but I can understand the desire.
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
3
Director of Sales
Yeah. Fresh fish is best warm but in the can just eat it. And it smells so much stronger than fresh fish.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ’€
We have this all you can eat sushi place around the corner. Yes to Salmon.
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Making me drool over here, OC.

One major drawback to WFH and small town living - no sushi.

But there's a spot in the city we go to from time to time that's not AYCE, but is amazingly high quality and has lunch specials with some serious value.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Oh boy that looks good OC.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ’€
Twice a month. Mercury poison be damned. ๐Ÿฃ
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
Thatโ€™s a solid cadence
Pachacuti
Politicker
6
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
sounds like an April Fools prank
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
I wish it was. I hear it isn't the first time.
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
5
Director of Revenue
Throw some popcorn and bacon in there and set it to 10 minutes.
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ’€
Let him puke first. Then, yes.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I was going to say burn popcorn and heat broccoli.
sketchysales
Politicker
2
Sales Manager
I love how violent this thread has gotten. It's the appropriate response.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
well.. they can go to hell
SalesBeast
Politicker
4
Sales Leader
Disgusting. I use to yell at the people in my old spot that did this and shame them into never doing it again. People at my old company remember me for being a loud mouth specifically around this.
Absolutely foul to bring fish to an office. Yuck.
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
was this an april fools joke?
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
Apparently not the first time it happened so, no, not an April fools.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
2
Sales Director
Fireable offense.
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
100% sackable offence.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Woah! I bet WFH folks are loving their jobs right now!
Microwaved tinned fish; YIKES!
It must be an April Fool's prank! A mean one at that.
sugardaddy
Politicker
2
๐Ÿฌ
Take it or leave it!
TennisandSales
Politicker
2
Head Of Sales
public embarrassment is really the only approach here.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
I think a fish inside the hood of their car could be one way to send a message.
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Kill them
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Correct.
Goomba
Opinionated
1
Director
If I ever get dragged into the office Iโ€™m eating fish every fucking day.

RTO can suck one
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
๐Ÿคฃmaybe that's the motive behind it.
pirate
Big Shot
1
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
Wow the return of the old office crimes
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
As someone in a leadership position it is your duty to rectify this mortal sin.
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
Fair point. The problem is i wasnt able to pinpoint the perp.
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
0
Account Executive
Bring some fresh durian for this sadist next time.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
๐ŸฆŠ
One of my friends got evacuated when someone set the breakroom on fire from popcorn. The two WORST sins in the office.
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