What sort of psycho? Nevermind the lunacy of microwaving any strong smelling food, the whole point of canned fish is to just eat it. No cooking required.
sketchysales
Politicker
4
Sales Manager
Im going to say marketing but i cant say for sure.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
3
Director, Revenue Enablement
Definitely marketing
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐
This was my first question. Like why would you want that warm!?
Leftover salmon? Still a dick move but I can understand the desire.
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
3
Director of Sales
Yeah. Fresh fish is best warm but in the can just eat it. And it smells so much stronger than fresh fish.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
๐
We have this all you can eat sushi place around the corner. Yes to Salmon.
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐
Making me drool over here, OC.
One major drawback to WFH and small town living - no sushi.
But there's a spot in the city we go to from time to time that's not AYCE, but is amazingly high quality and has lunch specials with some serious value.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Oh boy that looks good OC.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
๐
Twice a month. Mercury poison be damned. ๐ฃ
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐
Thatโs a solid cadence
Pachacuti
Politicker
6
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
sounds like an April Fools prank
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
I wish it was. I hear it isn't the first time.
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
5
Director of Revenue
Throw some popcorn and bacon in there and set it to 10 minutes.
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
๐
Let him puke first. Then, yes.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
I was going to say burn popcorn and heat broccoli.
sketchysales
Politicker
2
Sales Manager
I love how violent this thread has gotten. It's the appropriate response.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
well.. they can go to hell
SalesBeast
Politicker
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Sales Leader
Disgusting. I use to yell at the people in my old spot that did this and shame them into never doing it again. People at my old company remember me for being a loud mouth specifically around this. Absolutely foul to bring fish to an office. Yuck.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
was this an april fools joke?
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
Apparently not the first time it happened so, no, not an April fools.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
2
Sales Director
Fireable offense.
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
100% sackable offence.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Woah! I bet WFH folks are loving their jobs right now! Microwaved tinned fish; YIKES! It must be an April Fool's prank! A mean one at that.
sugardaddy
Politicker
2
๐ฌ
Take it or leave it!
TennisandSales
Politicker
2
Head Of Sales
public embarrassment is really the only approach here.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
I think a fish inside the hood of their car could be one way to send a message.
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Kill them
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Correct.
Goomba
Opinionated
1
Director
If I ever get dragged into the office Iโm eating fish every fucking day.
RTO can suck one
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
๐คฃmaybe that's the motive behind it.
pirate
Big Shot
1
๐ฆโ ๏ธ Account Executive
Wow the return of the old office crimes
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
As someone in a leadership position it is your duty to rectify this mortal sin.
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
Fair point. The problem is i wasnt able to pinpoint the perp.
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Bring some fresh durian for this sadist next time.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
๐ฆ
One of my friends got evacuated when someone set the breakroom on fire from popcorn. The two WORST sins in the office.
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