Incognito

Master of Disaster

Office Decor

I just started at my new company <insert happy dance here> and they gave me this giant ass office with a huge desk and a million file cabinets. As a New Yorker, I don’t know what to do with all this space. There are still nails in the wall from the previous occupant, so I’m assuming people decorate these things.

Why? And what’s your set up like?

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funcoupons

WR Officer

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I love having plants (could always do fake ones if you don't want to tend to them or don't have a lot of light.) Personal photos, framed wall art, a rug, a desk lamp, a few cute knick knacks to stare at/play with while you're on a boring call, and a drawer full of snacks.

Edit: Also items I find useful to have around: a small manicure kit with clippers/file for emergencies, stain remover pen, Tylenol, Chapstick, lint roller, hand lotion, salt and pepper, glasses cleaner, extra pair of glasses, feminine products, a little sprayer of perfume. I know some people will keep a spare outfit as well, I haven't found the need because I live close by but if you don't it could be a good idea.

I also have an essential oil diffuser.

UserNotFound

Politicker

Account Executive

Snack-drawer suggestion on point... 1 million upvotes!

Santipodero

Politicker

Sanix

if the sandwiches cannot be missing

willyR

Politicker

SDR

yes, cannot be missing

sebitas

Opinionated

administrador

100% can not miss

CharmingSalesGal

Politicker

Account Executive

@funcoupons I'm starting to think we're the same person. I'd also add a charger, I use a cup holder that has a charging stand on it that I got from Target. Game changerrrrr!

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I've seen people put up art, bring in custom rugs, photos and plants, etc.

Personally I'd keep it minimal and clean. If you ever need a quick exit you can leave with all your shit in one box and never look back.

Incognito

WR Officer

Master of Disaster

This is what I always think. Why would you leave shit in an office? What if you need something while working from
home?

I’ve always worked while mobile. Hell, I used to run my whole business from a cell phone.

BmajoR

Arsonist

Account Executive

I have plants, photos and 2 calendars on my desk along with a map of states/time zones for calling and scheduling purposes.

One calendar is a cat shaming calendar which I know you'd love, and the other one is a monthly view where I mark important dates down.

If you have walls, I would put up some art - I don't like plain white walls.

Incognito

WR Officer

Master of Disaster

Buying the calendar

I think a whiteboard with a list of current targets with x dates is a good idea - thanks!

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

A liquor stash somewhere. Kahlua optional.

Incognito

WR Officer

Master of Disaster

This is a fabulous idea. There is also ample space to lock up interns. Multiple, even.

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

All about maximising efficiency.

Santipodero

Politicker

Sanix

A stash of liquor somewhere is a very good idea

sebitas

Opinionated

administrador

I love that idea, it would help you a lot for meetings or to relax for a couple of minutes.

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

Have maintenance get rid of the file cabinets. That's gross.

Wolfof7thStreet

Valued Contributor

Plants are huge for me, brighten up a space. Also pictures of loved ones/cards/notes/sentimental items.

Incognito

WR Officer

Master of Disaster

So another vote for lots of cat pics. Sweet.

Santipodero

Politicker

Sanix

I suggest a couple of plants and a shelf to have your meeting whiskey

sebitas

Opinionated

administrador

plants make everything look so beautiful

UserNotFound

Politicker

Account Executive

My office has frames on the wall that still have the stock photos in them, and I've been in this space for 8 months... haha. I can't bring myself to care about office decor for some reason.

Congrats on the new gig @Incognito

Incognito

WR Officer

Master of Disaster

Yeah I don’t understand it myself. I mean, I could make it swanky but just why? I doubt I’ll have clients here.

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

I'm with you. No thanks on decorating the office.

cw95

Politicker

Sales Development Lead

We used to have a shed as a meeting room in our office in central London. Everyone thought it would be cool and V 'Tech start-up'. it was the hottest, least ventilated and least soundproofed meeting room you can imagine.

UserNotFound

Politicker

Account Executive

this is hilarious!

sellingsellssold

Politicker

SDR

I love having a plant on my desk I find it very calming and pleasing to look at, get one you can't kill easily if you are not great with plants like me. I also like to have something to hold my essential stuff like notebooks and pens. Congrats on the new company!

GDO

Politicker

BDM

Plants, degrees, pictures of great moments people in your life, memorabilia from your travels or sports events,…

MR.StretchISR

Politicker

ISR

You can never go wrong with food.

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