funcoupons
WR Officer
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Jerkoffs talking about jerking off. Sweet brehย 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
its his bio for me 'experience aliveness, beauty and meaning and then share it'

Is aliveness a word?

Wtf is going on linkedin
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Getting SDE here
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Oh ffs. Why is Linkedin like Reddit now? No, we don't need to talk about your jerking off habits on a job platform. I didn't think Linkedin could get any worse, but I was wrong..
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
sheesh

alphasales
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Sales Manager
This is truly peak guruism.


My god, the shameless plugging (or in this case the current lack thereof) makes me want to slowly sow my eyelids shut so I never have to see stupid shit like this in my feed again.ย ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Pass. ๐Ÿ˜’
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Can we cancel woke???ย 
GALACTIC
Politicker
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Account Executive
Please I hope so. I work in ad sales, paying the wages of a bunch of woke journalists who act like I have leprosy due to my sales title. Major SDE.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
I love how we just flame LI 'thought leaders'ย  on here now, how dare u leave out his name
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Bravado makes you take the names out now
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
Well fuck
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
Just... why? I want to experience aliveness too!ย 
sellingsomestuff
Praised Answer
0
Senior Account Executive
You gotta stand out somehow I guess?
SaaSyBee
Politicker
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Founder
Wait, what?!
Balloons4baboons
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
LinkedIn is just one big circle jerk anyway so he didn't really quit fapping.
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Experimenting on LinkedIn

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What obnoxious, nonsensical Linkedin headline do you use to covey the sophistication of your role in the workplace? Or What are the most ridiculous Linkedin headlines you've seen other people use?

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Which Marketing folks do you like on LinkedIn and why?

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