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People saying "X makes the best salespeople" are annoying and stupid.

Hey everyone, former athletes make for the best salespeople!


Hey everyone, former fraternity guys make for the best salespeople!


Hey everyone, former engineers make for the best salespeople!


Hey everyone, people from Utah and Mormons make for the best salespeople!


No moron, people who empathize, listen, know when to shut up, and know how to deliver make for the best salespeople.

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Hey everyone! Self loathing, money hungry, flesh bags make the best sales people.
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
You’re not wrong
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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I’ve been right for 13 years and I don’t see an end in sight 🤓
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
13 is an interesting number.
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Yeah I have more questions now lol.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
That one went over my head 🤨
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Actually, it was an interesting number - that's all. Very specific and obviously linked to some change.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
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Sales Director
ChatGPT is the best sales people!
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
Even if these statements are true I will not agree 😅
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Having a rough Monday pal?
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
3
AE
Yeah, come fix my AC, that'll make it better
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
I’ll send you a quote. I can be there between 8am and 4pm.
SaaSsy
Politicker
2
AE
😂 well played
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
If there was a silver bullet to figuring out who the best sales people, I think we’d know it by now.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Recovered degenerate gamblers with really thick heads, an immensely huge tolerance for pain, an an inordinate lust for a dopamine rush….
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
“Hey everyone,people who think what makes for the best salespeople ain't truly salespeople"

As no background should make a better sales person if there was no will or skill in practicing Sales!!!
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Unhappy marriages make the best salespeople, wait this isn't my therapists office. All jokes
startupminion
Executive
1
BDM
Because they spend all their time working to escape their spouse?
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Basically.
kurmd0g
Personal Narrative
1
Sales Manager
People who balance the "feely/positive-vibes" with "data-analytics/truth-telling" make the best salespeople. Change my mind.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
Sales Rep
Gotta stay positive
GingerBarbarian
Opinionated
1
Lead Sales
Introverts who learn how to be outgoing are the best salespeople given your last sentence. They hit just about everything you mentioned at the end.
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
1
AE
Oh boy, I am the best salesperson lol!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
People that talk good and have brown noses make for the best salespeople.
AnchorPoint
Politicker
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Business Coach
I personally know incredibly successful sales professionals of every type of personality and background. Sales is a skill anyone can learn and implement for success. Good post!
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
0
Director of Sales
The best sales person I have met is the girl at Dutch Bro's who takes my order. I have met her 2 times and she remembered my name, that I have 3 kids but only 2 were with me the first time she met me. She remembered my order. And she is just great at talking to people.

I told my wife after the first time I met this girl "I wan't to quit my job and convince this girl to come sling timeshares with me. I will make her rich"

So... Hey everyone, baristas make the best salespeople!

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