After scraping by and barely hitting quota this year, CRO told me today my quota will be tripled next year.
*Me thinking to myself* - After having my commission cut in half back in January and me barely making $50k this year, I am no longer surprised anymore...
Maybe I'm just going crazy. After all, my CRO told me "don't worry maromillion, I know you can do it! It will be a piece of cake for you."
*Me thinking to myself* - Okay so next year I'll have the same quota as the two other reps on the team that have been in sales for decades. While I've only been in sales for 2 years. Wait....stop overthinking. You're being promoted to fucking Enterprise AE in only 2 years, lets GOOOO... Wait out of our team of 5 reps, didn't one of them get PIP'd out and another jumped ship?? Does anyone even hit quota consistently??
CRO: "Hey, if we hit our stretch goal for 2022, you can get a nice raise"...
*Me thinking to myself* - Wow that sounds nice. Wait... me getting a raise depends on my team hitting their own quota, not me hitting own? Wait.... is hitting this new quota even realistic? Maybe...if I work from dust till dawn....7 days a week... eat, sleep, and breathe closing.. Wait.... I'm overthinking, they at least will provide training. I mean I'm going from SMB all the way to Mid-Market and Enterprise.
*Remembers CRO doesn't know what training is and expects me to be a natural Mid Market AE SAINT of LEGEND, MASTER CLOSER. GLENGARY ROSS JR.*
*Now has till January to become self-made GOD of full cycle Enterprise AE at a startup with shitty comp & a delusional CRO*
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