Omg I want to send this in the body of an email to a few folks. ๐ฏ
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐
Lmao same.ย
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ๏ธ
Sam Blond the type of dude that goes to the zoo and sits at the giraffe exhibit quietly whispering "Papa, is that you?"
Sam Blond the type of dude to ask his team to pull all deals into the current month and gets mad when they have no pipeline the following month.
Sam blond the type of dude to agree with unintelligible tweets instead of looking at himself in the mirror and realizing "it me".
Iizmu
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Sam blond the typa dude that became a manager cause he sucked up to his boss, not cause heโs any good
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
โ๏ธ
He started long, long ago by gargling his chapter president's balls during rush freshman year.
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐
I was going to say, sucked UP or sucked....
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Jason Lemkinโฆ oh the stories I could tell you.ย
payton_pritchard
Executive
3
RSM
Ah yes, the famous closer Sam Blond -- "Blond, who joined Zenefits in late 2013, pointed out that itโs not easy to sell a free product, according to Conrad. You canโt offer discounts, and rebates arenโt allowed in insurance. The solution? Sales reps warned customers that an implementation fee would soon be charged, pressuring them to sign up for insurance before it kicked in, according to former sales reps and internal emails. But the supposed fee, which made more than a few sales reps uneasy, was purely tactical and would always be "waived" or pushed forward at the last minute, the former reps said."
Iizmu
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Ahaha wowwww this shit head
DrSmallprint
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Help me understand this, was Sam the one that instituted this tactic or Conrad?ย
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