Toying with the idea of self destruction

Pending self inflicted imploding doom post due to high stress, market uncertainty and general boiling point.


This is the sort of thing I wish I could post, it's like that trans girl who screamed on the mic.. the sound of an old sales persons darkside...


Here's a draft for a LinkedIn post:


To the bastards and bitches who have lied to me along the way- get fucked


To the time wasting prospects that never bought anything - go to hell and burn


To the bosses that screwed me over - get the fuck out you poisonous rat shit


To the shitty product team that sits with their finger up their arse all day - ram it up there


To the secretive CEO who continually sits on their thrown of lies - just die


I hate you all, I hope you burn in hell. I quit.


To the ones who were good people, you know who you are. Cheers ๐Ÿฅ‚


See you in hell bitches


Thank god for Bravado to vent some shit like this .. feel free to add your additional poison in the comments ๐Ÿ˜„


By the way, if anyone messaged me, sorry I switched to an android so I can't see it


Merry Christmas fuckers ๐ŸŽ

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oldcloser
Arsonist
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Nothing cleanses like a good WR rant. We get it. But I gotta be the old guy in the room. If you're carrying this every day, you might just be costing yourself money. So, while I fully agree with the sentiments posted, and have felt them all... be sure to put your own serenity above all. Carry on savage.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
better said than me
SerialBiller
Executive
3
Account Executive
Absolutely, couldn't agree more.. I start my day with a ritual flogging with my trusted cat'o'ninetails, followed by dipping my balls in scalding water then quench with ice. It helps me to ensure that nothing in my day could get any worse whilst allowing me to let go of said carried burden. I then spend half my lunch break comfort eating so that I can rejoin my colleagues with a big fat smile on my face ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ
jefe
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ
I'm glad you said it..
Take care of yourself @SerialBiller
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
6
Sales Rep
Bold strategy, i like it
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
Roman stylee
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
Chug half a bottle and post it.
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
4
๐Ÿบ
post it
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
Still pending ๐Ÿฅฒ
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I hear you fellow savage. I'm cultivating my next war room post about why I think I need to get out of my current gig. I just know I can't write it from work but I have a lot of the feelings in common with your post here.
SerialBiller
Executive
2
Account Executive
Sharing is caring homie
Filth
Politicker
1
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Amen Broseph! The amount of stressed relieved just by being able to put stuff out there in a venting fashion is absurd. I can only imagine working in a boiler room without a trusted rabbi or partner in crime to bitch about internal ridiculousness over drinks...I think that's a necessary part of our lifestyle that this WR provides..
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
Shaloooommmm
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
yeah, I think we have all felt what you are expressing here. Ultimately a job is never worth this much stress.
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
Word
TheColdestColdCall
Executive
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Scorched Earth strategy, I like it.
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
They don't know what they are missing ๐Ÿ˜ญ
peachykeen
Politicker
3
sae e-commerce
Could be interesting. You could get a lot of business off the back of a post like that. Transparency is Queen โ€ฆ or King ๐Ÿ‘‘
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
It would be interesting.... Prolly get fired though ๐Ÿคฃ
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
๐Ÿฆก
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
yessssss, burn baby burnnnn ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
Beans
Big Shot
2
Enterprise Account Executive
This is a safe space.
<3
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
๐ŸŒž
Rosie
Catalyst
2
Sales Director
God I love this platform.
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
๐Ÿ’ฅ
SportsSalesGuy
Tycoon
2
Enterprise Account Executive
goin thru the same thing my man. Sometimes i wish u could do that shit lol
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
The world is always conspiring against us ... only a matter of time until the lid blows off ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Founding BDR
Rage room always helps me ๐Ÿ˜ค
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Impressive rant! The snowflakes on LI would never be able to handle it. :)
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
you know that shit... I feel like Corp needs to do a self destruct vine of this nature..
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
1
Director of Sales
There. You said it. Now deep breath in .... and exhale.... and let it go. On to the next my friend.
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
yes sir ๐Ÿค˜
SaasSlingin
Politicker
1
Sr AE
10/10
SerialBiller
Executive
0
Account Executive
I only want the best
MeowMeow
Politicker
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Senior Enterprise Account Executive
Are we coworkers? ๐Ÿคฃ
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
yes in an alternate reality
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