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Unmasking members of the WR?

Will it ever happen? Can we at least promise to do it before a doomsday scenario? There are 3 people on here I'm intrigued to know. I mean, we're practically family at this point.

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CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
I’m actually just 3 kids in a trenchcoat.
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
Or just 5 aliens from Moron Mountain just trying to get good at basketball
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now...
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Chep
WR Officer
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Business Development Team Lead
Trenchcoats are badass
HoosierDaddy
Opinionated
+3
SDR
Bojack should be required viewing 
sellzoomies
Old School Bravo
Account Executive
this is giving me a Disney moment-- "you wanna buy a sundial?"
sahil
Notable Contributor
+15
Deepak Chopra of Sales
Friends! We will be launching a followers feature in the near future, which will lead to DMs, which will lead to... god knows what 😂 

Thanks for this thread - @kiraugais is monitoring it closely :)
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
Well... There isn't an HR person in sight.. so I'm pretty sure it will be a good time. 
salesnerd
WR Officer
+16
Head of Growth
When will we have our first WR relationship?!
funcoupons
WR Officer
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that's queen coups to u
Not until we know what each other look like...there be catfishes out there.
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paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Thanks bruh
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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King of the Coors Knights
We should do a WR "president's club" trip. There are some of you I definitely want to grab some beers with.
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
Agreed. That would be a blast.
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Abso-fucking-lutely

at Hedonism in Jamaica because yes
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Senior Account Executive
Meeeeeeeecccchhhhh I am for this 💯
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
Oh jeez...10 of the most banterous members on an island. What could go wrong?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
+12
King of the Coors Knights
Corp could film that - new reality show lol. "Savage Island"
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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that's queen coups to u
Who are you intrigued about?

I'm not really curious about anyone's actual identity but would love to meet some of you in person to see what you're like irl.
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
You and @Chep seem like a fun bunch
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
I'd unmask myself (give you my LinkedIn) to you guys once they create private DMs 
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Accidental_Sales_Guy
Politicker
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Account Executive
I'm game to hang with the WR crew, but not tell people my alias in the WR. The anonymity is part of what makes the content great. 
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
It could be a guessing/drinking game to figure it out
Accidental_Sales_Guy
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
lol, the potential for debauchery is limitless with this crew
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
Fair
WCK
Notorious Answer
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
I've unmasked to one person here before hahaha. It's intriguing to say the least as there are a few I'd love to connect with, you included Paddy!
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
How did you reveal your identity to one person only without DMs???
WCK
Notorious Answer
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Conext in that we realized we both worked in the same company(Different times) and same office, so was able to give some key info to them that allowed us to connect on LinkedIn! 
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SalesPharaoh
Big Shot
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AM BDR
Imagine a tinder for sales
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
There is one. It's called the office Christmas party. 
SalesPharaoh
Big Shot
+10
AM BDR
I am yet to experience this
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paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Create that app now!
goose
Politicker
+12
Sales Executive
We should have a happy hour…
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
Was thinking if there's a chance we could organize meet-ups based on cities. Not sure if there are enough members to justify but for the bigger cities there might be. Would really just be an opportunity to fraternize, drink, and bitch about our marketing departments.
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
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Inside Sales Lead
We all know what happened the last time you were drinking. HAHA jk I'm sure you are an absolute riot in person. 
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CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Isn't there a party in the Bay Area coming up?
BlueJays2591
Politicker
+8
Business Development Manager
Yep. I'm looking forward to hearing the hookup stories after that Bay Area party.
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Beans
Politicker
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Account Executive
Once those DM's are live I'd get a little chattier with some of the folks here who've stood out. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
that's queen coups to u
Can't wait for DMs!
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
That's gonna be epic
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Based on some of what I've admitted here...please no.
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
Oh come on, you're always in a safe space with us :)
KingofGIF
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
I'm an AI-powered by GPT-3 placed here by a marketing team seeking to understand the sales dept. Results remain inconclusive, and since the CMO is giving a mental week month with no meetings,  it doesn't really matter. 
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
sooo basically.. your findings have just read "ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE" ??
KingofGIF
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
damn right
paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Damn, you're playing 3D chess
Smithy
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
I am......Spartacus 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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King of the Coors Knights
No, I am Spartacus!
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
But, you see, that’s impossible… for I am Spar- *trips and crashes through the window of a 30 story high rise*
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paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
I know who you are.
Smithy
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
I don’t know who I am
Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
NEVER I think it takes the fun out! 
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
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Inside Sales Lead
I already know who you are. 
Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
but not everyone on here knows!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah...
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paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Booooo!!!
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
I’ve dropped far to many breadcrumbs for anyone with half a brain to figure out. 

I swear to fuck that I’m tattooing “Brevity is the soul of wit” on my goddamned forehead 
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
+13
Account Executive
I also fear my own breadcrumb trail. I deleted one post because of it.
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
Me too. Someone from my firm figured it out and handed it to management.

my boss literally called me about it.
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poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Some have done it to themselves...and I am sure there will be more. Has to happen if you show up to one of their parties, right? I'd imagine my nametag would say poweredbycaffeine, not my government name.
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
You should just legally change your name to poweredbycaffeine 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Police logs would be a lot more fun to read.
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JuicyKlay
Politicker
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AM
I just want to know which of my coworkers are on here lol
paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
I'm here. And I know who u are.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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King of the Coors Knights
The plot thickens!
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StringerBell
Politicker
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Account Executive
People seem chill here but I really don’t want what I say being tracked back to who I am. I don’t even say anything that crazy at all but I know I’d self censor a bit more.
sugardaddy
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
We’re all some crazy mofo’s in here!
I_cant_read
Catalyst
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Ent. AE
I dont want to blow up my spot as Bill Gates, sex addict
funcoupons
WR Officer
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that's queen coups to u
Your spot has already been blown up, my friend.
paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Are u sure about that
Justatitle
Politicker
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Senior AE
It would be fun, at the same time it’s kind of the point to anonymity and you can feel freer about what you say and post in this forum. Double edged sword I guess
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
Kind of. Would certainly mix things up
FarmingU
Politicker
+10
Account Manager
dont start breaking it pls
Prizrak
Politicker
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Disruptor of worlds
The only thing that makes this fun is the anon aspect.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
+11
Territory Rep
AKA...who parties the hardest? 
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
me
DustFrog
Valued Contributor
+4
Business Development Manager
Nah fam. I can be way more honest with my frog mask 🐸
Captain_Q
Arsonist
+8
Sr. Account Executive
The warden says I can have visitors twice a week since it's "work-related."   This working remote thing is great!  


No conjugal visits though, sorry:(
ChicagoCloser1717
Politicker
+7
Account Manager
Is there anyway we could schedule meetups? I would love to host an event with others in the Warroom based in Chicago. It would be great for the business networking that they talked about when We all signed up.
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
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Account Executive
Saw some of you guys at the virtual town hall
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Senior AM
Nope xD
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