fuzzy

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

You wake up one day and you can't talk. You've only ever sold over the phone. What do you do?

Do what I did. Download Grammarly and write the best fucking email cadences you can think of and only load contacts without phone numbers 😈

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Executioner

Politicker

Business Dev.

In my case, that's 90% of the database. LOL

do you use hemingway?
also saw this somehwere in the WR http://generator.persistiq.com/

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

Hemingway is also great.

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

i saved this thank you

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

Start a sex toy company and make a bigillion dollars.

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

What’s stopping you now

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

Wanting to be able to look at my parents when I speak with them.

ilovemondays

Executive

Senior Account Executive

Hasn't lost the vocal cords yet.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I start sending emails and letters. That's what I do.

IYNFYL

Politicker

Enterprise SaaS AE

You could be like some of the SDRs I’ve worked with in the past who were afraid to pick up the phone and fit right in!

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

Lol. I couldn’t talk because of a botched surgery but I get it. After this episode, I learned that the phone isn’t as important if you can write a damn good email

GDO

Politicker

BDM

I was think about this scenario this weekend. Had a party and lost my voice. Monday was rough.

EmptyCupOfTea

Valued Contributor

Growth Marketing Manager

I would instantly switch to emails and sign:

Mana
Growth Marketing Manager
PS: I would've called but I woke up mute.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

No using your company name 😉

EmptyCupOfTea

Valued Contributor

Growth Marketing Manager

habit 😂

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

i start an onlyfans for feet

sellingsellssold

Politicker

SDR

Email and linkedin messages - just rip them

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fuzzy

You wake up one day and you can't talk. You've only ever sold over the phone. What do you do?

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