๐คฃ sounds like someoneโs pre-quitting ritual. Theyโre going out with a bang. Or a plop rather.
ego
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Bartender
Fuckinโ californians, man
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Takes disgruntled to a whole new level
Fenderbaum
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Retired Choirboy๐ช
That type of toilet will flush a pumpkin.ย I call BS.
DIYguy
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Sales Manager
Winner
GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
loooool
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
Last time I saw serious issues with a bathroom and TP was at a college dorm and it involved a student with schizophrenia who had stopped taking meds.
Not sure what a better way to request a cease-and-desist would be, tbh, though this seems a bit over the top.
SaaSam
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Account Executive
Almost looks like someone pulling a "lily pad". No doubt took a shit on top of the unflushable pile of TP. Screams disgruntled. Also screams funny.
Balloons4baboons
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Account Executive
This definitely won't escalate into Stephen becoming a toilet cop, violating workplace conduct and creeping on people in stalls.
Corpslovechild
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Inbound Sales Manager
I am surprised this isn't a Linkedin post.ย
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
wtf????ย
I mean the whole toilet paper situation is a little over the top but to have a whole email to the whole company? like....why??ย
who approved this message to be sent out ? THAT person should be fired.ย
leave the dude scared to take a shit at work alone ๐
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of โฅ๏ธ
'How to quit like a savage'
Smilesndialz
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SDR
That โpre-flushโ picture has me laughing lol. Petty much?
dwightyouignorantsale
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Account Executive
the recreation comment โ ๏ธ
DungeonsNDemos
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Rolling 20's all day
I've seen locks on bathrooms but damn.. I guess this is how it starts. One apple ruins the bunch.. One shitter ruins the bathroom privileges. It's like elementary school.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH... how do you even react after seeing this type of email
TheLaughingWolf
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Business Development Manager
Dam, that is a situation and a half right there. Something similar happened when I was working up North.
We were on an oil lease, and someone was not having the greatest time, poop wise. They were taking massive, and I mean massive poops. How do I know this you might ask??
Well the consultant was very proud of the expensive portable washroom he had gotten for the location. to have a heated bathroom with running water in -35 degree weather was quite a nice change of pace for us lowly oil workers. And the consultant took the cleanliness of it very seriously.ย
One day he came out to the meeting with a picture printed on a piece of paper. The picture was of the massive, massive poop.ย
He made everyone take a look at the picture for 20 seconds. He was timing everyone to make sure they took a good look. After everyone had finished looking at it, he said if it happened again, he would lock up the bathroom.ย
Of course he couldn't lock up the only working bathroom right away, so it happened a couple more times. That was not a fun location to work at.ย
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