Ever get religious when you send a contract?

How 'bout superstitious? My wife tells me her palm itches when a deal is about to close. I think it's because I tell her a deal is about to close. She swears it would itch anyway. A few times, before getting sig, I've had reported itching when I didn't say a word. So I've stopped arguing about it.

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Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
Pretty much anything with legs, I get religious
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Best for pilot agreements!

sorry. dad jokes. can't stop.
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
My wife's eyes get bigger when I tell her what my commission is from a deal, does that count?
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
I definitely have a pow-wow with the universe if I’m waiting on a big deal. Something like…

”Alright, we both know I’m the product of somekind of cosmic joke as a real-life George Costanza but even he managed to score a great career with the Yankees so, come on, don’t fuck me on this, okay?”
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
The amount I'm praying over the contracts I have in flight right now about them finding their way back home - yeah, I got religion.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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If you love a deal, set it free 😁
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
They seem to all be circling around enjoying their freedom right now. If some don't start coming in soon, EOQ is going to be frantic, and I've been trying to avoid that. Sigh.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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At least you have them circling. I believe they're actually surrounding you planning their attack. Prepare to take cover. Incoming!
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
We all try to avoid that EOQ chaos and yet here we all are, quarter after quarter. Damn prospects & clients!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
They just don't understand linearity!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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punishedlad
Tycoon
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Business Development Team Lead
I make the sign of the cross every time I set a meeting and pray for success in my work for the sake of my family every day :)
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Religious ? Hmm no. I do get hyped when I get a nice sale though. I always feel like Will Smith in Independence Day talking smack to the alien craft after he downed it lol (by crashing his own plane).


oldcloser
Arsonist
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solid visual here.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy🪕
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oldcloser
Arsonist
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Excellent!
SaaSsy
Politicker
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AE
I’m not superstitious. I’m a little stitious.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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conservative. I like it.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
I hit up all 3 “major” religions, Christianity, Judaism and Allah. No harm in covering all my bases.
Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
I feel energetic instead and that I wanna hug someone:)
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