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Has anyone ever got caught with something questionable or embarrassing on their desk?

I just almost started a meeting with a can of Truly front and center sitting on my desk. Not a good look to a prospect in Utah.

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Chep
WR Officer
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Business Development Team Lead
I've been told I have too much Chick Fil A sauce on my desk but let's be real can you ever have too much Chick Fil A sauce?
paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Nobody should ever be questioning that. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I have a literal sauce shelf to my left off-camera so no.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Kahluapons
Absolutely not.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Needer of Life Alert
The answer is no. I also keep extra sweet and sour sauce from McDonalds.
Rallier
Politicker
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Account Executive
Stop hogging all the Chick Fil A sauce! You're creating a shortage!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/12/business/chick-fil-a-sauce-shortage/index.html
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Remote world sighting:ย  a dev at my old company had his dab rig out on his side table during an all-hands. Was clearly ready to get ripped as soon as the call ended.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Not as bad as the literal bong rips we could all hear from the guy that forgot to mute his mic.
SaaSguy
Politicker
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Account Executive
I hit my vape off camera once (just nicotine) but it got noticeably quiet as people clearly thought I was smoking off camera lol
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
Well not on my desk but: my dog riding one of the sofa pillows was awkwardย 
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I would bet that dogs help close deals.ย 
GDO
Politicker
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BDM
Haha, I try to keep him from closing bitches, haha.ย 

yeah heโ€™s great for rapport building.ย 
BigMeech
WR Officer
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Coors Light Advocate
I had turned my entire set of drawers next to my desk in the office into a liquor cabinet. Had a few bottles, and a whole case of beers. When quarantine hit our office team boxed everyoneโ€™s stuff and we could come pick it up. I got a lot of odd looks when picking up my box of alcohol lol.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Kahluapons
A few weeks ago I was taking a lunch break and watching 90 Day Fiance clips on Youtube (such trash but I can't look away sometimes,) and the new girl saw and told me she watches the show too. I was still embarassed.
Justatitle
Politicker
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Senior AE
me no. A receptionist at a former company would sell sex toys out of her desk. Pretty sure the VP of sales made a few purchases.ย 
aiko
Politicker
+7
Sr. Account Executive
I accidentally saved my workout progress photos on my desktop and when I went to do my Demo, im 100% sure they saw a quick peep of me in my sports bra ๐Ÿ˜“. Luckily it was another woman on the demo but its saved on Gong foreverโ€ฆ
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