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Scary Office Space (Poop On The Wall)

Hey Now Savages! Another addition to a couple posts titled, WTF HAVE A GOTTEN MYSELF INTO & Surreal Out Of Body Experience. Here is a visual that I believe tells the story about it all, check out the Scary Office Space I walked into on day 1 and the disgusting cubicle they gave me (I swore that was poop on the wall. Mind you, there's no windows, no environment, no culture and complete silence. We're the sales and marketing dept and and I don't know about you savages but this doesn't scream creative, forward thinking or excitement, correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that what sales and marketing people are and more?

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oldcloser
Arsonist
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If you look closely you can actually see some creative in there.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
Sweet baby Jesus this is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
This is my life, ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
That you?
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
well done
RandyLahey
Politicker
6
Account Manager
Literally looks like where they filmed Office Space.
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
I've been planning on taking it apart just like the scene in Office Space to look out the window but, there's no window and I'd just be staring at another piece of poop. HA
RandyLahey
Politicker
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Account Manager
Do it you mad lad
punishedlad
Tycoon
5
Business Development Team Lead
I accepted a role a couple years back with a company that sold the position with outright lies. Walked into an office much like this. There was 0% chatter or conversation among the folks who worked there. Absolutely spiritually draining place... I left after two weeks.
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
EXACTLY. I thought I asked all the right questions during the interview process but they never brought me to the sales floor, now I know why.
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?

Looks like a standard branch/regional office tbh. Iโ€™ve seen plenty of bland offices like this.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
3
Sales Director
Looks like you're just missing your red stapler...

Good luck!
SoccerandSales
Big Shot
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Account Executive
I am depressed looking at this pic
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
I'm glad I'm retired.
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
Maybe you can convince a couple of my sales team, these dudes are 60+. God forbid I ask to use the crm instead of writing everything down or asking them to do anything outside their "comfort zone"
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
I'm not 60+, LOL.
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
1
Franchise Sales QB
I'm just sayin, these dudes should hang it up or go be greeters at Walmart.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
1
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Hehe, give 'em some slack... Retiring from a career is a major life change.
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
RIGHT! who is or would be excited, inspired, creative that would have to come here everyday?
BTQ
Politicker
2
Account Manager
Idk looks like a fast paced & high energy environment to me!
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
1
Franchise Sales QB
Brilliant.
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Embracing the WFH even more now. How often do you plan to be in the dungeon?
FranchiseSalesQB
Politicker
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Franchise Sales QB
Not long. Apparently everyone was moved up there due to a flood so Iโ€™m praying Iโ€™m one of the people moving down to the main floor in a new remodeled office. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Thatโ€™s a solid goal! Best of luck for your escape plan.

And โ€ฆ flood? Whole area, or building issue?
UncleHoho
Good Citizen
1
Account Executive
You can catch me WFH 5 days a week with an office like that
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
It's certainly not the best place at all but not the worst ever I'm telling you as I saw way worse:)
ZVRK
Politicker
0
Enterprise Account Executive
You sure this is not a still from a 90s comedy? ๐Ÿ˜…
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
a shocking amount of my customers offices still look like this. Seriously depressing.
WheelofCheese
Opinionated
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Sales Executive
This is depressing... I'm an environment person. If I hate my space, I can't perform. WOW. I'm sorry!

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