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Master of Disaster

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Swankiest Laptop Bag

Now, I was a good little badger and used the search bar to find this post:


https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/best-backpack-purse-for-laptop-carrying


But I didn’t like either of the suggestions. I already have the mega laptop/everything backpack but it’s just so ugly .


I want something sexy, yet can hold two laptops, some notebooks and personal

items.


Where my bougie bitches at?

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
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Have you considered a Birkin 40?
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
5
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Should have known you'd be a man of culture as well.
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Excellent answer, but Fuck Hermes.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
I feel that you have been wronged by them, and I'd like to hear about it.

We have a family friend who has a riding ring on their property. Someone robbed their tack room and stole 3 vintage Hermes saddles. It was as if someone murdered her children...
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
well they are very expensive pieces of shit. 

at least the insurance money can buy them something actually functional.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
What about a chic black rolling laptop bag? I loved my Samsonite.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Use that Commish check on a birkin. https://www.hermes.com/us/en/story/106191-birkin/
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
A non-crazy... Well kinda crazy ex as she did nearly get me killed, but anyway she swore by aspinal  https://www.aspinaloflondon.com/products/london-tote-in-evergreen-pebble?currency=GBP&gclid=CjwKCAjw1JeJBhB9EiwAV612y0_tChMa31IXPwj34JZ-6-DJvlcdgjUT6ndMACbrDAeOFcWS2D48oBoCZ8IQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Is there some kind of fannypack that has been modded for two laptops? Like an ultimate fannypack that keeps you hands free?

Get that shit logo'd up and bedazzled and you will be the talk of the town/office/companywidezoommeeting 
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
Yes. It's by Bandolier and I already have basically everything
LordBusiness
Politicker
2
Chief Revenue Officer
They aren't cheap but I've always loved the Tumi bags. They are ultra high quality, last FOREVER and I can fit my monster 15" lappy and smaller 12" lappy in mine.  Highly recommend. 
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
They’re *okay*. Nothing that would stop traffic, though. 
someoneinsales
Tycoon
0
Director of Sales
Yup. Tumi is amazing. Only pack pack I use.
BmajoR
Arsonist
2
Account Executive
Intern skin makes a fine bag. 
swolepatrol
Good Citizen
2
Customer Account Executive
Here's my suggestion... I know they don't have a TON of crazy designs or colors, but by far my fav. I have their wallet, bag and the leather wears so incredibly well. 

Leather Bags - Anson Calder – ANSON CALDER
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Ok - LOVE THIS THANK YOU 
Mothy
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I have a really nice Coach one. Real leather, all kinds of space, very elegant.
El_Coyote
Good Citizen
1
Sales Recruiter
https://saddlebackleather.com/leather-briefcase-laptop-bag-thin
Basically, it's an overpriced, over-engineered, REAL leather briefcase.
desperado
Politicker
1
Head of Sales
Goyard only
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
1
sales
The Stefano Ricci leather laptop bag from Harrods. $5,000 USD. Send pics when you buy it.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
lemmie close this roofer real quick. At least the loss runs show that the people actually died. much easier to place. 

(no, that's not a joke. its actually better if the injured party dies. if you didn't hate insurance before......)
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
0
sales
did you close the deal yet or what
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Haha so it’s in the market. 

Hopefully Tradesmen doesn’t mind that they’re part time GCs. 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
0
sales
its september 1st, last month of q3. make it happen.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
Lolz I have no quarters or metrics other than, “make a lot of money in 12 months or you’re fired” 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
0
sales
moving goalposts. i love it.
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Got over $1M in the market rn so I’ll take it 🤷‍♀️
someoneinsales
Tycoon
0
Director of Sales
If you want someone between $99 - $149. Check out e-bags. I had one when before I saved enough up for my Tumi.
softwarebro
Politicker
0
Sales Director
goruck
sellingsellssold
Politicker
0
SDR
earn enough points to cash out on that lulu backpack 
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
0
Burn Towns, Get Money
I'm a big fan of the Everki bags. Classy, yet functional. And they last a long, long time. I have ~500K air travel miles on mine and there's no obvious wear.
thebuckhunter
Politicker
0
AE
Purchased this a few weeks ago. Pretty standard and affordable. Forces me to keep things neat and decluttered.  https://danielsnyc.com/products/model-no-1-briefcase-brown-sailboat
okaysalesman
Praised Answer
0
Account Executive
Love a plastic hello fresh bag. It's impossible to fill it. Or when I'm feeling boujee love a good cardboard bag from whole foods. In extreme cases a Lululemon bag as a trophy to the time I saved up to buy something on clearance just for the bag
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
0
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Tumi anything. I prefer their Alpha Bravo stuff
BeatCancer
Fire Starter
0
Account Executive
Check out RAINS
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
god damn. healthcare.gov had less issues when it was rolled out.

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