Craziest company name?

I feel like every day a new company pops up with a crazy name. I just found one named "Givebutter" in the fundraising space.


I'm interested to hear what companies you've found. Tech never ceases to amaze me in coming up with ludicrous names.

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Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
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HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Wowโ€ฆ I had to google, itโ€™s realโ€ฆ
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
sure it is:)
Fenderbaum
Politicker
4
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
LMAO!
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I don't thumbs up many of your posts, but I'll give it to you here bro,
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Appreciate it Pachacuti.
Well, just keep on doing so and I'll like you more,lol.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Lol this HAS to be fake hahaha. Good find Maximas
Maximas
Tycoon
3
Senior Sales Executive
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oldcloser
Arsonist
3
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This might be your best post ever, Max.
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Thanks.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
Sales Rep
We got to be different!
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
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HVACexpert
Politicker
10
sales engineer
There is an actual company in my industry called Big Ass Fans, and they make, you guessed it, large fans.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
2
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Yes, and they are pricey.
butwhy
Politicker
1
Solutions Engineer
They are my customer, and I love working with them.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
7
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
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HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
HVAC guys always good for a laugh
Maximas
Tycoon
2
Senior Sales Executive
lol:)
punishedlad
Tycoon
1
Business Development Team Lead
I used to work at a bar across the road from "Detroit Nipple Company" and it was always good for a giggle.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
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I don't hate it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Sunbunny31
Politicker
7
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I liked Suckle.
HVACexpert
Politicker
4
sales engineer
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DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
It's never "go & kum" huh..
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
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I have a revolving charge account there, but the one I go to looks nothing like that. Weird.
SteveD
Member
3
Sales Director
Client in Europe I sold into rebranded back in the Dot.Com days to Ebone. Went bankrupt but always chuckle when I drive their old HQ
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
I thought I once saw a tech company named YES! but I canโ€™t seem to find it so I may have dreamt this.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
2
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
It gets worse as you get older...
Filth
Politicker
2
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I mean - have you seen the BJ's restaurants right next to Dick's Sporting goods...b/c I'm not sure how that can't be taken into consideration when building a shopping center but good god I am not mature enough not to love it and laugh every time I pass the combo.
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
I give you
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
1
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Brool Story Co
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
1
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
JuicyScore - something like that, I remember.
ChunkyButters
Tycoon
1
AE
My two favorites of well knowns.....

Magnum - ice cream
Kum&Go - gas station/convenience

Like, no way marketing DIDN'T know what they were doing.
Armageddon
Opinionated
0
Enterprise Account Executive
cockroach labs always rubbed me the wrong way
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Do you ever recommend/mention competitors by name?

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Name of the company
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