Macdaddy

Team Lead

How do you tie your shoes?

Hey all, I have recently been ridiculed in the office for the way that I tie my shoes. I personally have only been taught bunny ears and had no idea there were other techniques out there. They tell me that bunny ears produce a low integrity knot, and retying my shoes 4-5 times a day is far too many times.

How do you guys tie your shoes? Am I in the wrong here?

Shoe tying techs

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paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Here's my advice for you: start with the 2 laces, then slowly bring them up towards your butt hole, and shove them up there. Then, slowly penetrate until the laces are so far up your rectum, you won't have time or energy to post stupid shit in the WR. It's bunny ears tho btw.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

@paddy sweetheart is touchy this morning, he didn't get enough sleep after the night we had last night.

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Hun you drank my Pedialyte.

Macdaddy

Arsonist

-6

Team Lead

@paddy @funcoupons Ow ow! Good for you guys! I do hope this is not an interoffice romance though, never mix work with pleasure... Amirite?

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

I'll mix whatever the fuck I want

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Nah I like bougie cocktails with 17 different ingredients plucked from the hands of child labourers halfway across the world.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Orphan skull cups will be the next trend in farm to table dining, mark my words.

funcoupons

WR Officer

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I'm stealing the idea for my own company...there's gotta be some VC money out there for this.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Done

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

No worries my g, gotta take care of the fam

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

I'm down to be the 4th. I will play whatever Paddy comes up with

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Honestly @paddy letting me drink your Pedialyte is the least you can do for what u put me thru last night u sicko. You knew damn well my safeword was avocado...

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

The lobster dinner really got out of hand huh? ;)

funcoupons

WR Officer

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@WCK At this point I'm thinking of escaping Canada and illegally immigrating straight up to the lap of @paddy forever so I guess those plans work for me.

funcoupons

WR Officer

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@BigMeech I don't want to talk about it.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Just waiting on that 💍 @WCK

Let's fuckin gooo

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

It's hard to hear you say "avocado" with the ball gag in your mouth. You did this to yourself.

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Oh you don't know the HALF of it Meech

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Can't use hand signals when you're tied up and suspended from the ceiling over a firepit.

Some sicko is for sure reading this and "bricked up" over my suffering right now.

SandwichMan

Catalyst

BDR Team Lead

Homie you are just fanning the flames here.

hurtscuzimold

Opinionated

Dude abiding

Wowsers

Macdaddy

Arsonist

-2

Team Lead

Hey@paddy, tough day? Just want to flip the board game over on the world? Take your ball and go home? Someone steal your lunch money? Come on now, play nice.

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

An intern took my bottle of Kahlua so I'm taking it out on you.

Macdaddy

Arsonist

Team Lead

Okay, I'm happy to be your personal punching bag if that's the role you need me to play today. Maybe this could be the start of... Dare I say a friendship?

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Alright I'll be nice and we can be friends. The comment was a little harsh but it was funny and I stand by it so I'm going to keep it. Everyone's gotta get Paddy'd at some point in here for posting something dumb. I've been in your shoes so I'm going to cut you some slack here. Congrats, you've been initiated.

hurtscuzimold

Opinionated

Dude abiding

That’s what you get for having a flavored drink. Get some everclear or moonshine. That’ll keep those pesky interns away

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Ugh

Queenofsales

Politicker

Senior Recruitment Consultant

Same ahaha

Macdaddy

Arsonist

-2

Team Lead

@funcoupons still missing the mark? I guess it can only get better?

SandwichMan

Catalyst

BDR Team Lead

Gonna be feeling Dark Blue after this post I imagine

Macdaddy

Arsonist

Team Lead

@SandwichMan tough crowd ey?

HarryCaray

Notable Contributor

HMFIC

Velcro gang stand up

sales4lyf

Politicker

Business Development Manager

Real thought provoking questions here

P.S loop, swoop and pull

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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If you wore crocs you wouldn’t have to have this debate. Toss those puppies in sport mode, and skirt-skirt, you’re gone.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Wow, you wear Crocs? Do you also carry a stick to beat the girls away?

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Girl, no chance in hell. In fact, I don't even own a pair of sandals. Closest I get to sandals is a pair of Chad Airs, aka boat shoes.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

We love a boss in boat shoes

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Just because you can post something, doesn't mean you should.

inboundsalesrep

Politicker

SDR

I personally just tape over my laces with duct tape so they can never come undone

Macdaddy

Arsonist

Team Lead

@inboundsalesrep now this is useful feedback. Thanks for being a sport.

Mr.Pickles

Arsonist

Sr. Customer Success Manager

https://www.wikihow.com/Tie-Your-Shoes

dialguy

Good Citizen

SDR

Have you considered velcro?

Macdaddy

Arsonist

Team Lead

@dialguy Yeah I have a couple of fresh pairs of Velcos in the rotation. What's every office shoe swagger like?

Beercules

Politicker

SDR

Does anyone else not know how they actually tie their shoes? Or better yet, which shoe they start with.

Telehealth_2the_Moon

Notable Contributor

Director of Business Development

Ian Knot for life

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm

beachNsales

Politicker

Sales Manager

who wears shoes anymore?

RaymundoFlex

Opinionated

Crocs for me

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

Crocs or die.

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

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War Room Enthusiast

Really?!? shoe laces? at least put interesting topics. This is the best way to get downvoted

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