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ColdCallFartBoy

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Teammate Thinks He is Frank Sinatra Reincarnated

My teammate that sits next to me will not stop singing Frank Sinatra. If I hear his version of New York, New York one more time I am going to lose it.


Any ideas on how I can effectively get him to stop singing Frank Sinatra tunes?


P.S. This is NOT the same teammate that rightfully paid me for our bet last week.

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funcoupons
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Punch him in the throat
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Paddy is definitely making you more violent.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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He's been busy torturing interns for the last few days, I'm sexually frustrated and taking it out on this forum
Stratifyz
Big Shot
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Account Executive
@JCX This might solve your recent post.
Gottapumpthosenumbers
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Biz Dev
I'd argue that getting someone else to punch this person in the throat is a better idea. Who needs a singing coworker and HR breathing down your neck?
funcoupons
WR Officer
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I do my own hits.
Gottapumpthosenumbers
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Biz Dev
I guess there's satisfaction in that.
SmallySmalls
Opinionated
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Caffeine Queen
Plug in your headphones and belt out at least twenty renditions Rihanna's "Umbrella" at the top of your lungs.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
I feel like every week there is some sort of interesting scenario coming from your office lol.ย 

I am more of a dick than most, Iโ€™d get an air horn.
ColdCallFartBoy
Celebrated Contributor
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Business Development Representative
Never a dull day here
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
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Director of Business Development
Start singing along with him every time. First time or two he might think it's fun, but it will get old for him quickly. That or it will just piss others off even more until someone snaps. Then you're not the bad guy.
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Have you tried telling him to shut the fuck up? And I mean verbatim.

Buy (and plan to return) surround sound speakers and put them in various places in the office. Put a mic on your desk when he starts singing. Then everyone will hate him as much as you do.
Grant_Horun
Politicker
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Account Executive
Sing Lil Wayne songs louder back at him
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
Tell him he's interrupting the office and ask him to knock it off.
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
Plug in your headphones and belt out at least twenty renditions Rihanna's "Umbrella" at the top of your lungs.
Lucy710
Politicker
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Channel Account Manager
Pretend to throw pens at the ceiling and then โ€œmissโ€ and puncture his throat.
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Does he wear a fedora...?
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
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ISR
Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda.
Error32
Politicker
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ISR
Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda.
AnchorPoint
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Business Coach
Communication skills seem to be lacking in your office... or at least in your cube... just sayin...ย 
ColdCallFartBoy
Celebrated Contributor
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Business Development Representative
thanks for noticing

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