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CadenceCombat

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Who are you DM’ing first and why?

I know Direct Messages are on the way and will eventually be part of the Bravado ecosystem and I feel like it will harken a new era within the War Room and will be one of the most transformative features yet…


So, you know, just between us 🤫… Who are you reaching out to first and why?


Bonus follow up: On a scale from 1 - 10, how sexually explicit is your first message going to be? 🍆🍆🍆


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UserNotFound
Politicker
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Account Executive
I'm DM'ing @Incognito and spilling my awkward "I'm a straight woman but yet somehow I have a crush on your insight, experience, and general presence in the WR" feelings. 

Might even ask for noods in hopes that she'll send a photo of a cat in a sheriffs hat or some shit. who knows. ;) 
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
5
Account Executive
Quality answer
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
Pfffffft they all say they're straight at first. 

Then I bring out "The Fister"
UserNotFound
Politicker
2
Account Executive
The fister?! you’ve piqued my interest! 🤣😂
Kidding… probably 😘
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
It'll pique something alright, trust me. 
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
9
☕️
I have a list...
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
I've heard that before... 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
7
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Last time did not end well
BmajoR
Arsonist
8
Account Executive
I'm going to DM @GeneralCorp and talk mad shit about people on here 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
8
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Hmmm. Might have to see if any of the Knights are worthy of promotions to Generals and the inner circle of Badgers
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
. 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
7
SaaS Eater
Everyone loves an unsolicited dick pic so.....
Incognito
WR Officer
6
Master of Disaster
Pro tip: 

Don't check your DMs at work today. Or tomorrow. 
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I'm not quite sure who to hit first...but it'll be between a 6.9 - 9.6 on the sexy time scale.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
😂
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I just hope I can get on @poweredbycaffeine 's list along with the other all stars and get some real filth sent to me 😎
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
7
☕️
My process will look a lot like this
Incognito
WR Officer
5
Master of Disaster
@poweredbycaffeine only has the best eel porn cause he got it from me. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
I wasn’t going to share that with anyone, but I’ll curate the greatest hits. 
Mjollnir
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Reading the comments here, 
I feel like I've just joined a weird sex-sales-cult.
Orgies are at 8pm on every full moon Wednesday.
BYOB
 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
The sooner you accept it, the sooner we can start having fun.
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
As you asked this Q, I'll DM you now 😅
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
More specifically, who are you reaching out to first and why isn’t it me?

lol just playing
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
What if I said I'd DM you first to discuss private information related to shaths?
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
5
Account Executive
.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Noted.


CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
Oh Cadence this one is wonderful 😂👌
jobs_rebecca
Good Citizen
1
Member Services Specialist
I'm laughing at the 90% of responses that only involve the bonus follow up...
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
1
Oh boy
For sure some schmuck who's not ready for it. I'm going to propose activities that involve vaseline, latex, and plenty of towels*



*(I've got a really rad slip-n-slide)

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