If you had that superpower, you wouldn’t have to ask 👀
thestifmeister
Contributor
0
SDR
out of sport maybe
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
Invisibility so I can keep knocking the pen out of the signer's hand when they try to sign a contract that isn't mine.
El_Coyote
Good Citizen
4
Sales Recruiter
Jedi-mind tricks! These terms are acceptable to you. These terms are acceptable to me. You will now sign the contract. I'm going to sign the contract now.
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
1
Agency Recruiter
This is my favorite one
SaaSam
Politicker
3
Account Executive
persuasion, would work across all areas of sales. Job searching, salary negotiation, prospecting, discovery, closing, upselling.. you get the point.
ColdCallFartBoy
Celebrated Contributor
3
Business Development Representative
Ability to clone myself and make 5x the calls
thestifmeister
Contributor
1
SDR
lol
cavanova
Opinionated
0
AE selling Construction Software
management responds by giving you 5X the quota!
xxx
Valued Contributor
2
CRO
Instant rapport
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
2
SaaS Eater
Perfect discovery, nail it and you can close just about any prospect you approach
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
Fortune telling. The moment the lead comes in I want to know if it's going to close.
HappyGilmore
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Ability to shorten the sales cycle instantly
friendlyginge
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Inception (like in the movie)
RedLightning
Politicker
1
Mid-Market AE
The ability to get my prospects to be 100% transparent. I'd like to be able to take what my prospects tell me as absolute truth
thesecretsauce
Politicker
1
Business Development
Self deprication
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
1
Director Sales and Market Development
Knowing objections pre call that are gonna come out I.e mindreading
MrFirmHandshake
Good Citizen
1
Recruiter
Time travel. Fuck something up? Rewind.
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
1
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Put on a mask, max out pay plan every quarter. That’s related to sales.
sugardaddy
Politicker
0
🍬
Indeed with @Incognito. Mind reading would be the most perfect wep!
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