softserve
Politicker
15
Team Lead - Enterprise Sales
simp is essentially somebody who does anything for a female - they let the woman wear the pants... which is ironic because i simp for my girlfriend harder than a diamond in a blizzard
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
2
SDR
Thanks for the explanation, you have opened my eyes
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
-5
Account Executive
Everything about this made me v uncomfy.
hurtscuzimold
Opinionated
1
Dude abiding
Google before asking just in case hahahaha. Then ask anyway
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
Justin Trudeau is a simp. That's all you need to know.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I'd consider giving him the time of day. But real tea, heard you're a simp for @funcouponsย ... (did I use the term correctly????)
CoorsKing
WR Officer
3
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Nahhhhhh not really lol. It is a negative connotation.ย 
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
No, @funcouponsย does whatever I tell her to do. She's currently serving me my lobster lunch in her lingerie. I just buy her nice things so she shuts up.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
If you guys ever need a film director, I know how to work an iPhone.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
Tru story...yo don't get butter on my La Perla
Kiona
Opinionated
0
Head of Business Development
HHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

So fun
sugardaddy
Politicker
3
๐Ÿฌ
I just need to read a @paddy comment a day to keep the doctor away... or something like that!ย 
LordOfWar
Tycoon
2
Blow it up
Bone apple tea
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
It's like getting two birds stoned at once
LordOfWar
Tycoon
3
Blow it up
Jesus Christ Julian, do not get me started on TPB references.
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
๐Ÿ‘‘
Zesty mordant
bassinshaps
Politicker
7
Territory Sales Manager
Okay, simp is a little more than someone who just takes care of their girlfriend. A simp puts their girlfriend or someone else in general above normal activities like hanging out with the boys, work, general self care like fitness or personal hobbies. Ex. โ€œ Greg canโ€™t go to his buddies birthday party because his girlfriend wanted him to watch One Tree Hill with her instead.โ€ Classic simp move and usually the other party enables it. Also refers to anyone who subscribes to female streamers and donates ridiculous amounts of money.
Feds_Watchin
Politicker
1
AE
Yea I was getting some Only Fans vibes a few comments up.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
4
Sales Director
There's 100000 acronyms used on War Room that I have NO clue what they mean.ย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
4
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Yo, start keeping track and make it a megapost.


25% of me wants this to happen just to see what @paddy comes up with.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Do it. Just double and triple search it hasnโ€™t been done before- Iโ€™m on my phone so canโ€™t search rn.
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
Letโ€™s do itย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
2
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Which ones in particular? I use a ton, and have been here for a while, so I might be able to help a bit!
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Like what?! WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MADNESS.
CEO
0
Sales
You must be in marketing
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
They do have a shit ton of acronyms too. Would prefer not to go in to them, though
cw95
Politicker
3
Sales Development Lead
This. When I moved from the lovely Cornwall to London and I asked 'Hello mate you alright' I'd get a 'Yes bruv what you saying' fuck me, it took me a long time to just say 'Yeah mate good'.ย 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
2
War Room Enthusiast
I'd say a simp is a silly or foolish person.
SandwichMan
Catalyst
2
BDR Team Lead
Pretty much, but the extraneous (and oftentimes futile) effort put into attaining the interest of a lady is inherent to simping.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
1
War Room Enthusiast
I agree, the term is used that wat as well. Depends on the context
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I had to look up yeet at one point. Basically anything the youths say baffles me.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
What does โ€œyeetโ€ meanโ€ฆ? Legit over here thinking it was a sound effect like a screeching noise. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Apparently it's throwing something aggressively.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
1
Account Executive
๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ Who comes up with this shit?! Origin of the word for 1000, Alex. ๐Ÿ˜‚
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
It's the "cool" youths. I was never a cool kid so this whole not knowing the modern slang thing was something I never had to adjust to fortunately.
GDO
Politicker
1
BDM
Now I feel old
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
Sheesh? WTF does that one mean - the youths seem to be saying it now.ย 
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
2
Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I for sure think this is a Midwestern thing but itโ€™s more of a sound effect, equivalent to โ€œwoahโ€
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
I HATE this one. I think it's just an expression of excitement. But I find it so irritating.
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
That makes a lot more sense. I have been asking around and that is the best context that I received. I still don't like it thoughย 
mitts2
Politicker
1
Account Executive
"Cap" is a mystery to me. "No cap", "He / She is capping"..

I can figure it out from context around the sentence but I don't actually get where it comes from.
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Everything about this made me v uncomfy.
hurtscuzimold
Opinionated
0
Dude abiding
Not sure if you can DM but that wink from
agatha is everythingย 
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
I teach my kids how to negotiate. Sometimes it backfires and they try to negotiate with me in situations that are non-negotiable (brushing their teeth, etc).
Error32
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0
ISR
I teach my kids how to negotiate. Sometimes it backfires and they try to negotiate with me in situations that are non-negotiable (brushing their teeth, etc).
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